Bruce P. Simpson

Making my way on planet Earth

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Damn Disney got the horse too 😭

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces legislation has ADVANCED to make PERMANENT Daylight Saving Time through the Sunshine Protection Act — and demands Congress make it LAW 🔥

No more time changes soon!

"This is so important in that Hundreds of Millions of Dollars are spent every year by people, Cities, and States, being forced to change their Clocks. Many of these Clocks are located in Towers, and the cost of renting, or using, Heavy Equipment to do this twice a year is prohibitive!"

"The House will be attaching The Sunshine Protection Act to “The Highway Bill.” Great work by Troy Nehls, and all of the Members who voted, as well, for Railway Safety."

"I am going to work very hard to see The Sunshine Protection Act signed into Law. It’s time that people can stop worrying about the “Clock,” not to mention all of the work and money that is spent on this ridiculous, twice yearly production."

"It will also be a very nice WIN for the Republican Party. Take it! We are going with the far more popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer, brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy one! Thank you to everyone who supported this important Bill, and especially Chairman Brett Guthrie and Vern Buchanan. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Read this book and give it to all your friends.

Survival of civilization depends on it!

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The party that founded the KKK in 1865 was just caught funding the KKK in 2026.

That proves the parties never switched.

Pass it on.

[bluemontauk @bluemontauk]

392 🥹🥹🥹

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

“At this Easter season, I reaffirm our testimony of the Resurrected Lord and recognize that He is the head of this Church.” — President Dallin H. Oaks (@OaksDallinH) #GeneralConference

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

“At this Easter season, I reaffirm our testimony of the Resurrected Lord and recognize that He is the head of this Church.” — President Dallin H. Oaks (@OaksDallinH) #GeneralConference

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

He is risen! And because Christ rose again, we will too. Thanks to Him, no pain, fear, failure, or unfairness is permanent. This is greater love. This is Easter.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

[Jaynit @jaynitx]

Conor Neill on the 3 best ways to start a speech (most people get this wrong):

"I guarantee if you go to conferences, 19 out of 20 speakers will start in one of these ways: 'My name is Conor Neill. I'm from Tango, and this talk is about the latest trend in monitoring strategies.' But all of you are sitting with a piece of paper that already says who I am and what I'm going to talk about. By repeating what you already know, I'm giving a signal that it's time to get your BlackBerry out."

Conor explains the three best ways to start instead:

Third best: A question that matters to the audience.

"How do you phrase a problem that the audience faces in a question?"

Second best: A factoid that shocks.

"There are more people alive today than have ever died. Every two minutes, the energy reaching the earth from the sun is equivalent to the whole annual energy usage of humanity. Does that change how you think about energy?"

The best way: Start like you'd start a story to a child.

"How do we start a story to a child? 'Once upon a time.' And what happens when you say once upon a time? My daughter leans forward, gets ready to hear, engages. We were all trained as kids to know when a story's coming. We also know when a teacher is about to deliver a 40-minute boring lecture."

He explains the grown-up version:

"In business, you don't hear Jack Welch saying 'once upon a time.' Steve Jobs doesn't start his speeches with 'once upon a time.' So there's a grown-up way of saying it: 'In October, the last time I was in this room, there were 120 people here. I was having a conversation with one of the world's experts on public speaking and he said something to me that changed what I think about what's important in speaking.' Now I can pause for 30 seconds, and you want to know what he said."

Conor concludes:

"Stories are about people. They're not about objects. They're not about things. If you want to tell a good story about your company, don't talk about the software talk about the people who built the software. What they do. How they are. What's important to them. What they sacrifice."

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

This should be illegal to teach 🫣

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

STOP what you're doing and take this in. This man is a Muslim cleric in the United States.

“Having s*x with a nine-year-old girl, if she can get pregnant, is not considered s*xual harassment and is permissible in Islam.”

This is a religious justification for pedophilia, being preached openly in America. REPOST for widespread exposure!

#thinblueline #lawenforcement

[SLC Fatigue @MarinasHammer]

Still shadowbanned. Apparently posting about the criminal invasion of Utah gets me labeled a hateful extremist on X. The only thing keeping my account going is you- my loyal patriots. I am shadowbanned to non-followers and unable to access the monetization I earned. They still take my premium money and leave my blue checkmark.

Despite getting over 65 million impressions in the last week, Elon retweeting me, my content is not being served to non-followers unless YOU share it.

I have never gotten paid for this work but signed up a few days ago. I was rejected, labeled as a hateful extremist, and my impressions tanked. I am so impressed you all have kept it going.

Thank you!! I won’t quit. -MH🔨

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

It is not "racist" to say radical Islam isn't compatible with America because radical Islam isn't a race. It's an ideology. And that ideology does not mesh with Western values.

This is just a fact.

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has released a new photo of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, along with a photo of the quorum. The pictures, which were taken in the Church Administration Building on March 4, 2026, include Elder Clark G. Gilbert, who was called as an Apostle on February 11.

Read more on Church Newsroom.

https://t.co/HJdDs2Mvdd

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Here's your DW Bingo Card for the State of The Union!

Crazy that most of these will probably happen 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

State of the Union 2026.

Lock in, Patriots . 🇺🇸

[Anna 🇺🇸 @realAnn_29]

A muslim woman complains that a man walking behind her feels uncomfortable.

This American lady is right. In America, that is just basic courtesy. When you're here, respect the culture or better just leave. Yep, when in America, act American. No apologies!!

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS