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Lawsuits will continue until morale improves. Phil parody.

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This post did so well yesterday, I hid my own comments. That'll show me.

[Phil Weiser @pweiser]

I want the transgender community to know that I’ve got your backs. Everyone deserves the right to live as their best authentic selves. I will always fight for you. #philforcolorado #copolitics #lgtbq+

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@pweiser Actually, I'm above the law. I AM the law. Peasants.

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@ForestMommy Stop picking on me.

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@COrepKdeGraaf @SeanPaige @pweiser I shall sue all the parking spots

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@Pasteythe2nd @pweiser I don't know what you're talking about. 49 is child's play. I'll be at 100 in no time.

Also, everyone loves me.

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@mrosazza I'm gonna win! Have faith!

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This is my vision for a safer, more democratic Colorado.

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Britain's first transgender family where dad was born a woman and mum was a lesbian but now straight reveals son, 5, is also transitioning into a girl

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@pweiser I say this because being native American is hugely important. I will sue the Trump administration until only Native Americans serve in the Senate.

@SenWarren can you help?

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@ForestMommy @schotts @PhilForColorado Yes it does

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@WestminsterPD This was always part of my vision.

They aren't criminals until they've been caught a handful of times. Only then can they be rehabilitated. And by rehabilitated, I mean they can change their gender to avoid being charged with any serious crimes.

This is how we Colorado.

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@pweiser Let me clarify: I will sue everyone until gender transitions for minors are paid for by the taxpayer.

Let's take Colorado's universal pre-k to the next level!

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@cruxfamilyman @pweiser @PhilForColorado I will spend every dollar

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@PhilForColorado We must stand up for child mutilation. Only then will Trump be held accountable.

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@Erin4Parents @pweiser You're missing the point, Erin. Without the butchering and mutilation of children, I'd otherwise be irrelevant.

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@hillhound1 @pweiser How else will we control the population if we don't subjugate children first?

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@7NewsMQuini @pweiser Careful. Don't you know i sue everyone?

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@ThoughtCrimes80 @pweiser Yes

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@kyle_snark @pweiser @coloradodems @9NEWS No need to announce it. We can just do things.

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@ThoughtCrimes80 @burnyourbinder @pweiser @GovofCO Thanks for the shout. I'm killing it.

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@libsoftiktok Children assigned the wrong gender at birth deserve a chance to disown their parents. I will hold everyone accountable until all children have been properly transitioned to the gender of my choosing.

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@nickieshowedup @libsoftiktok We don't need them to count to 10. We need them to learn where on the spectrum of gender they fall.