Глеб Рощенко

[Акилина Елинa @AElina130475]

I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.

[Dohyung Kim @ridetwoship]

What principles? I'm trying to get elected!

[Рада Кукинa @Rada1993A]

A child's ability to endure likely stems from his ignorance of

[Святослав Ирина @vakula03]

I've met zucchini with more potential.

[Ефрем Шуенинов @mega_shueninov]

The sole reliable test of a first-rate intelligence is to hold two

[Виталий Торопцев @amig19942]

"And He shaww weign fowevew and evew." - Georg Fudderick Handel

[Алексей Ивойлов @peshkov41609120]

When all else fails, read the directions.

[Ипат Федорук @uuciir72]

magician.

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

[Мила Тараруевa @MtararuevaA]

all they do is tell you why it isn't ?

[Eugene @JRizardo]

Capital B #MyRodeReel http://t.co/M2XOsXpNJi

[Ева Пауковa @APaukova92]

YTERM - A terminal program for queries.

[Олег Пирожихин @pirojihin]

Except, of course, in southern California.

[Виталий Торопцев @amig19942]

The human brain is a wonderous instrument. It starts working the

[ryuhanna @twrhn12]

QUARKBAR - the candy with flavour and charm.

[Светлана Абросиновa @pak1tt77]

Don't look now, but your file is unzipped.

[Rihab Farhat @RihabDesigner]

Get lost.

[Арсений Степуков @cektaka1n2]

Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!

[Арсений Хорошкин @KhoroshkinSenya]

I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.