Dylan

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

My fiancée created me in Cyberpunk 2077 and I had to share because I feel like it's pretty accurate

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Die-Hardman: I got my name because I'm hard to kill.

Heartman: I got my name because my heart stops every 21 minutes.

Gay Sex Man:

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

How firm are you regarding the master degree?

[NASA @NASA]

You still have time to #BeAnAstronaut!

Applications to become one of our @NASA_Astronauts are now open through Tuesday, April 16. Find out what it takes and learn how to apply: https://t.co/kIR2rmzurb

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Kojima did it first

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Folding combat ladder designed by the United States Army

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

@CyberpunkGame @CDPROJEKTRED if you need an extra for the live action Cyberpunk project, let me know

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Can anyone help me out with this exam? I'm gonna fail

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Seeing my childhood hero in theaters. Give them hell, Indiana Jones

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

A team member i work with said men can't have ear piercings, so naturally I decided to get my ears pierced

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Fellas is it gay to want spotted dick in my mouth?

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

@AxelJoans The way Riker sits in chairs? Sobbing

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

What wine pairs well with Lay's Sour Cream and Onion chips?

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

@domthebomb Anyone else notice Joel wearing the same shirt as Frank?

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

So the pick is used to scoop wax out of the container, not to be used on a guitar.

Just in case you guys cared about this development as much as I do.

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

I bought mustache wax and it said it came with a mustache pick and was expecting it to be a comb. So does someone mind explaining why it came with a fucking GUITAR pick?

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

My fiancée and I are officially addicted to Stardew Valley

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Do you guys think @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN would let me be a part of the Death Stranding movie if I asked nicely?

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Me at a random elementary school about to drop some knowledge about recycling:

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

Anyone else get emotional after watching the Guardians of the Galaxy 3 trailer?

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

I love when my boss tells me to have a happy Thanksgiving after forcing me to work 84 hours this week so he can have three days off

[Dylan @PylanDeters]

@AxelJoans They can'tcer