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just my thoughts | prev. IIMA, SRCC

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[NB @qbiryani]

GUYS ALWAYS MAKE USE OF YOUR FREE WILL IT’S SO MUCH FUN

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

I know you are desperately trying to hack the account but since you have failed to do so. Let me share the real data.

Why would you call 94% of Indian youth as Pakistanis?

[Sujal Jethwani @SujalJethwani]

Be Abhijeet Dipke

-> grew up in Aurangabad, Maharashtra
-> studied journalism and media in Pune
-> became obsessed with internet culture and politics
-> joined AAP’s social media team around 2020
-> helped run meme campaigns during Delhi elections
-> later moved to Boston for Masters in Public Relations
-> May 2026: CJI said Indian youth are “cockroaches”
-> @abhijeet_dipke posted “what if cockroaches unite?”
-> launched Cockroach Janta Party as satire
-> started with just one tweet and a Google Form
-> @CJP_2029 crossed 1 lakh signups within 72 hours
-> Instagram exploded with millions of impressions

-> manifesto mocked unemployment, paper leaks and political hypocrisy

-> believes future elections will be decided through Instagram and YouTube

-> turned internet memes and frustration into a youth movement

[NB @qbiryani]

why does claude hate the oxford comma

[NB @qbiryani]

nobody is yapping w me😡😡

[NB @qbiryani]

veridius quo

[NB @qbiryani]

random q (as I’m reading project hail mary rn): can I see Tau Ceti in this picture?

@NASA

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[NB @qbiryani]

something about the crescent earth just broke me inside

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

WAKE UP🚨: New images of EARTH and MOON from Artemis II crew just dropped!

[NB @qbiryani]

barcelona, 2023

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[NB @qbiryani]

what do I need to do to have this life?

[NB @qbiryani]

we are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever

- carl sagan

[NB @qbiryani]

India remains unbeaten

[Bar and Bench @barandbench]

IDLI eating competition - Kerala Bar postpones IDLI eating competition because of Ramzan.

Next IDLI eating competition is on March 24, 2026

@khcaaekm

[Hitesh Oberoi @hitobs]

Sharing the Jeevansathi Modern Matchmaking Report 2026.

This year, the team analysed a decade of behavioural data along with insights from 30,000+ active users to understand how India is redefining partner search and marriage.

The findings point to structural shifts, a few that stood out-

• Strict caste preference dropped from 91% to 54% in a decade
• Remarriage seekers are up by 43%
• 77% profiles now self-managed, only 33% are managed by family or siblings
• ⁠Median marriage age has moved from 27 to 29
• ⁠87% men say they’re comfortable marrying a woman who earns more

Checkout the full report here:
https://t.co/QnJakxZZj7

[Riccha Dwivedi @RicchaDwivedi]

Ate makeup today

[NB @qbiryani]

said shut up to to my alarm while waking up

[NB @qbiryani]

@crypt0communist did he make up another abbreviation for AI?

[NB @qbiryani]

@yshswi @GraphCrimes how many beers down are you at this point?

[NB @qbiryani]

dxb