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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

girl i know deleted all her wedding photos off her instagram #noticing

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-sending a text in your groupchat and getting 6 HAHA reacts
-busting inside your crush
-lifting weights in the Sun blasting white girl pop throwbacks
-when a hot girl’s dog immediately loves you
-Harry Potter marathon while it’s snowing
-December 26th-30th
-partying with the Seniors when you were a Sophomore
-being at a concert looking around the crowd realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Did roofing and demo work w guys like this I honestly think when we rolled the phones out we should have given them dummy phones that don’t connect to the Internet. Like the ones for kids. If you just let them eat pills and smoke swishers and drink OE/Mickeys they’re nice guys.

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

EXPLODING TREES are possible in the Midwest and Northern Plains on Friday and Saturday, as temperatures are forecasted to fall 20 degrees BELOW zero!

[LB @looksbizarre]

This is not even plastic surgery I think they straight up recast her

[Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles]

"As you can see, I have covered my mistake with what I have been told is an ancient symbol of good fortune.
And right below that, the letters 'SS,' which stand for 'super senator,' which I hope I can be... for you."

[Ming-Wong Chu @jazzenjoyer_]

Peter Millar this, Johnnie O’s that. What ever happened to respecting horsepower?

[fresh @fauxfresh]

birdman get on the track and just be listing off expensive shit like a grocery list

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[Anna @superd0ne]

The morning routine

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Listening to God’s Plan