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are you mad at me

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran

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Lady uber driver said “welcome” and called me “honey”

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I swear to god they found these two years ago. I remember this image vividly

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

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@constantlyshan Happy birthday icon. 30 is the peak of your bone density!!! LIVE IT UP!

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@automanton like how is this not deeply alarming to everyone ???????

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actions really do speak louder than wombats

[wint @dril]

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

[#jesuischarliekirk @itmeobed]

uplift latinx voices

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@kenzianidiot Fierce is fierce !!

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just found the ‘artist statement’ I wrote at 18 when I was submitting to undergraduate theater programs and unfortunately the first words are “Plato once said”

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I can’t do this anymore

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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no YOU’RE eating loose slices of chicken bologna for breakfast

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Everyone’s being so nice to me at work with this super insane deadline. feeling like a dog that’s about to be put down

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

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being angry and on Wellbutrin is like ok well the prophecy is true

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@chonkychihuahua I was also a perpetually embarassed child and I’m dying to know why that happens to some people

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@DixPeyton omg queen in the city

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ANXIETTTYY!!!! IM HAVING THAT!!!!!!

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are there cats that can’t do catnip cause they get too anxious

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

the fat guy from superbad just annihilated me jiu jitsu style