Megan Craig

Content wrangler | Bangle fancier

[Megan Craig @quarkum]

The neighbour dog barking at the Egyptian geese. The neighbour shouting at the dog to stop barking; the dog barking at the neighbour's shouting. Ah the tranquil sounds of the suburban morning.

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@CapeTownCityFC What is the MC even saying 😅😅😅 Has anybody ever clearly heard a word he's said. Are we sure it's English? Someone give him feedback please 🎤📢🔊

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@JotformSupport is the site down? I've been trying to get into the site for about half an hour and keep getting error 500.

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@TAKEALOT guys I appreciate the persistence but I cancelled my return a week ago and you keep sending the courier to collect it 😅 Today will be the 3rd time. It's all good, I'm keeping the product...

[Megan Craig @quarkum]

A customer just emailed asking about raffia saying "how many metres are in grams" and everything in me wants to reply "how long is a piece of string".

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Potentially the best thing I've ever seen in a comments section 💀

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@IBJIYONGI @emmkaff I work in an art supply store and can confirm. I have about half a dozen and can't live without them. Having said that, the Bic Crystal at 7 is absolutely iconic.

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@darth Tangent, I just had a Chunky Salted Caramel Popcorn KitKat for the first time and it was scrumptious. Will there be too much going on I wondered initially but no, just the right amount went on.

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@darth It took me a second to figure out POS because in South Africa we have the word 'POES' which has the spirit of POS but multiplied by several thousand. It is not a nice word and saying it could earn you something called a poesklap but I fully endorse its use in this case 👌🏼

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@mondomascots @darth There's a sentence you don't see too often

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The right does evil well.
The left does good poorly.

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@duolingo When are Xhosa and Zulu coming? People are saying Zulu is available now but we can't find it in the app 🇿🇦

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@Eulogs In our quest to mitigate privilege let's stop saying domestic shall we

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@dog_rates I don't want to shift focus from Dottie but the alt text for these images is art 👌🏼

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@TheBloggess Agreed. And I want an app where you choose your most important issues, like environment or jobs or health care, and it compares the official position of different parties on those issues. Because I want to participate but I'm pretty lazy.

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@stinapag @darth Shoes imply feet which imply legs. Cha-Cha is an activist for leg-challenged pups everywhere. I see you Cha-Cha.

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@UrbanLo Early exposure to entrepreneurship and innovation within the family or community. We can only model what we see. And there are only so many existing jobs out there.

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@darth It's not the Big Apple it's the Big Raspberry

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@lolacoaster I offered my dog a lick of the last bit of the ice cream lolly - the fool grabbed it and swallowed it whole, stick and all. After a very expensive vet visit we were put on poop monitoring duty for a few days until the stick emerged, safely in one piece.

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@ezwrites Can we get this for humans too because honestly it's sometimes a struggle

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@darth "Brazier cooking"