ticketmaster: floor seats are $100! act now!
me: 🙂 oka—
ticketmaster: fuck you stupid fucking idiot. took too long. breathing fee: $60. waste my fucking time fee: $1,799. dumb bitch fee: $3,000. hurry the fuck up bitch.
@CNN The only people encouraging copycat attacks are 'mainstream news media' like @CNN. Shamelessly salivating at the prospect of mass murder.
You guys should take a long hard look in the mirror and see if you can find the last vestiges of your conscience.
High schoolers, I sent you that $20 for your graduation in good faith that it’d be going towards cocaine or adderall, so if you plan on using it towards “college” or some wack shit like that, do me a favor & send it back to me so I can give it to a kid who will
IF YOUR DRINKING PROBLEM/CORPSE PAINT IS HURTING YOUR RELATIONSHIPS COME JOIN US AT ALCOHOLICS EURONYMOUS EVERY WEDNESDAY EVENING IN THE BASEMENT OF WHERE YOUR CHURCH USED TO BE I AM VERY LONELY