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[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults who worship an orange pedophile that this person would implement sharia law

[dre 🌲 @hesbieon]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a shirtless man

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[Fr Dylan Schrader @FrDylanSchrader]

Thanks for the tip, nutrition app.

[55 @kamiljr49]

anyone else feel constant shame since they were a kid? shane of ur behaviour, shame of ur appearance, of ur style, of ur hobbies? like ur existence isn't right and u must hide it, i constantly need to remind myself that i have have the right to exist like everyone else

[hannah @newermess]

in my culture we HATE GRANDMA!!!!!!!!! family means NOTHING and we NEVER EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

ur respect for yourself must be greater than your desire to feel loved

[gefen ☕️ @gefensk]

brutal seeing people settle for what’s clearly a future divorce because we’re in our late 20s

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Psychologists aren't allowed to tell you,you are a loser so they made up imaginary disorders.

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[Josh Denny @JoshDenny]

I never understood that being a “picky eater” was a glaring symptom of narcissism, but now that I do - I can’t unsee it or ignore it.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[Jesh @cinamoorolll]

men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.”

Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.