Art..Unemployed happily

Curmudgeon. Baby Boomer and damn proud of it!

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Stop posting insane bullshit at 2 a.m. and maybe you'll be able to stay awake during a friend's funeral, you greasy fuck.

[Art..Unemployed happily @querido4975]

@TheRickWilson No Breakdown?

[Art..Unemployed happily @querido4975]

@rustywx 1 inch..

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“Many people don’t know that the word dumb ends with a B. But if I call you a dummy, the B is silent.”

[Art..Unemployed happily @querido4975]

@Super70sSports @danmoser1961 Mr Rodgers

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DEMENTIA DON !!!!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Thomas Magnum solved 100% of his cases in 1983 despite his shorts cutting off 100% of blood flow to his testicles.

[Alex Trebant™ @AlexTrebant]

@TheRickWilson

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Maybe Kash thinks FBI stands for Federal Bureau of Intoxication

[Maya May @mayaonstage]

Lol

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Bryon Noem was aroused by the parachutes which helped Artemis II make a successful landing

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

Leave Kristi Noem’s husband alone

[David Hume Kennerly @kennerly]

This is an extraordinary piece of writing. I started reading it and couldn’t stop, and neither should you. @Liz_Cheney @KerryKennedyRFK @mikebarnicle @kathleenparker @AdamKinzinger @gtconway3d @NormOrnstein @JohnJHarwood @BeschlossDC @SykesCharlie @ImprovAmbassadr @ccwhip

[Art..Unemployed happily @querido4975]

@rustywx The Ides of March!!

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

BREAKING: Undeterred by the failure of her case against Powell, a dedicated and unwavering Judge Pirro dove into a new case of Franzia.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Remember when they used to have iconic performances at the Kennedy Center rather than fluff pieces on Malaria?

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

"LIVE, FROM DAVOS, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Today as the Dead faithful celebrated the life of Bob Weir, John Mayer delivered perhaps the only “Ripple” that’s ever made me smile-cry… Highly suggest.😔