JoJo Beans

play music, teach Pilates, develop apps, take my kids to the beach. rinse and repeat.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@therealsjloren I saw them at a small club in San Francisco after “Misery is a Butterfly”
in 2004. It was spicy. 🥵

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@Conor_Green51 Try noon in PST.
I thought we were the host nation?

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@Bloke_Baz Yes, Resko! I wrote a song about this feeling. All your old favorites become new again when you share them with the people you love.

https://t.co/3DkQmS09xg

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@MaxBretosSports Niiiice. I’ll take two. 🚙 🚗

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@MaxBretosSports Niiiiice. I’ll take two.

[Kyle Davis @TheDaringPastry]

NEITHER Spurs player got called for a foul here. lol

Good defense I guess....

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@CinemaTweets1 If it means anything, I really enjoy your insightful tweets! Sorry you had a tough few weeks, my guy.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@BigBlueDrew33 Tee Ball is the funniest sports experience on the planet. Total chaos in the cutest fits.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@PranavSriraman @KangGangPod BARS!

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@TheCinesthetic Saw it at the student center at UCSD as a sneak preview. The raucous college crowd got absolutely LEVELED. We all staggered out.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@itsrosesm My mother’s name is Bernadette. My daughter was born on her actual birthday. So, obviously, we named her Bernadette. We call her Bernie for short.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@lukify @CinemaTweets1 And I loved it, and pondered it, every single time.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@CinemaTweets1 It feels like a vacation… at least for the first half!

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Fun Fact: Many of the musicians on “Buena Vista Social Club” were in their 70s, 80s, and even 90s when they recorded. Their voices and playing carry decades of Havana’s musical history, and Ry Cooder captured it all in just six days of live, largely improvised sessions.

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@PicturesFoIder I remember seeing this poster at Leopold’s in Berkeley… and just stopping in my tracks. Staring in disbelief.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It’s starting to sound like firing everyone possible, fucking over our trading partners, crushing small businesses with tariffs, and completely kneecapping tourism hasn’t had the positive impact on the economy we all thought it would

[JoJo Beans @quinnpeaks]

@UnnecRoughness The bidding was there… Cal Alumni just stepped up with the NIL.