Ribosome (the best organelle)

Vote for me. Synthesize your future.

[Golgi Apparatus @GolgiAppar8us]

Whats happening with our fellow candidate Pete the Peroxisome? Oh, he's just out there causing Peroxisome Biogenesis Disorders. Not allowing children and people to perform simple motor skills. Pete, I recommend you check yourself. #VoteGolgi #NotPete @Peroxisome142

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@nicenucleus I think you meant just other organelles. You're nothing outside of this cell, kid. #voteforme #ribosome #yes

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@Dr_smooooooooth Gonna have to disagree with you there. Me and rough ER go way back.

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

Two subunits? More like two organelles in one. #productivity #efficiency #synthesis #voteforme

[Nuzleaf the Nucleus @TheNucleus12]

@EnvelopeNuclear You so unimportant I don't even know what your function is

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@TheNucleus12 You also are the most susceptible to mutations. Can we really trust you to do your job right?

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@TheNucleus12 Rough ER and I make a good team. I prepare the proteins, rough ER transports them around the cell so lazy blobs such as yourself can make use of them. You're welcome. #getabetterroast #onethatisactuallyanegativepoint

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

As a ribosome, I am able to use conformational proofreading for fast and accurate recognition of the proper tRNA for the job. You losers don't even know what that means, so I'm basically irreplaceable. Vote for me. #irreplaceable #cantlivewithoutme

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@LysosomeBGA is great for breaking down macromolecules, sure, but they can't even get them without the Golgi Apparatus. How can you be president if you can't do your job without someone else? (And NO, I don't rely on rough ER. The rent is just cheap here, ok?)

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

Ribosomes are made up of two stylish subunits: one for reading RNA and one for joining amino acids in a chain properly. Basically, I'm like two organelles in one. #checkmate #productive

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

Hey @callthecellwall you're supposed to separate us from the rest of the world, but word on the street is that you sometimes "forget" and let some harmful molecules in, causing major cell damage. Thanks for cholera, genius. #failure #doyourjob

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

The @TheNucleus12 is perhaps the most well-known organelle out there, but that isn't always a good thing. Did you know the nucleus is the most prone to mutation? By the way, since the nucleus has DNA, that affects the entire body. Hope you like weak muscles.

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@SmoothEndoplas6 bro I synthesize your proteins and you go and fold them incorrectly? What is this "ER Stress" nonsense? You are causing neurodegenerative disorders by the minute, dude. Not cool. #unbelievable

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

You might have heard that @mitochondria291 is the powerhouse of the cell. What the world didn't tell you is that mitochondria are also the disease centers of the cell; if a mitochondrion fails to take energy from food, we are doomed.

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@NickDaNucleolus I appreciate your service. Without you, I could not exist, which would be unfortunate for the rest of the cell.

[Robby The Ribosome @robby_ribosome]

@TheNucleus12 Embarrassing? What’s embarrassing is how when you increase in size, you can become cancerous. #Organelleelection2018

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

@NickDaNucleolus Charming!

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

You guys enjoying those linked-up amino acids?

Yeah, you're welcome. Vote for me.

[Ribosome (the best organelle) @r1bosome]

Hey everyone, I'm your friendly neighborhood ribosome. You might know me as "the protein synthesis guy" or "that weird spot found on rough ER". I have recently announced that I am running for president of the cell, so vote for me and synthesize your future!