The year is 2045. Every event is now celebrated with congas. Thursday is clapping day, no one knows why but the first person to stop clapping goes into the punishment conga. The population still work from home because Keith needs to lay in the park every weekend. Damn you Keith.
Have you seen Ollie the Beagle?
He ran away from a vehicle involved in a RTC on Preston New Rd, Clifton yday.
He was last seen running across fields towards Clifton.
His owners are desperate to find him.
Please keep an eye out. If you see him call 101 quoting log 495 of 10 Feb.
Can anyone help? Jeffrey is 87, and has just walked 100 miles in 5 long days for @PoppyLegion - he’s gutted to have earned just 25 quid. He doesn’t do social media so doesn’t know about this plea but if you can give him a boost that would be amazing. Visit https://t.co/VQ07SaU6qX
.@theresa_may I'm trying to work out, how you can allocate 61 million for a clock, but then do a U turn on the 17 million you promised for our City #JusticeForManchester