bestie rachel

the bitch is back!

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

i will not rest until i have memorable relations with super cool famous people i admire!!!! super cool famous people looking for a super bendy ride or die blondie (american 😕) with interesting stories and that nancy reagan head, this is your sign!!!! ✅⛳️💚🐸🍃🐢🦎🪲🎋🐉🍵🪴🗽

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

just got called a slut cause i didn’t give this random man on the street my phone number

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after posting on instagram

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

@maksplaining when the universe listens ✨😭🙏

[makaroni @maksplaining]

you smell that babe?? thats the smell of success (the icy hot patches on my shoulders and neck)

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

A lot of you should try being in the top 1% of listeners to women

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

about to say some shit that gets me put on a federal watchlist

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

@maksplaining u literally still have me wtf— BITCH IF THIS ISNT ABOUT ME—

[dizzy @rundizzy]

u perceive ur mother with that worldview ?

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

bold of me to say my stories are interesting but fuck it if they’re boring i’ll change ‘em—

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

i will not rest until i have memorable relations with super cool famous people i admire!!!! super cool famous people looking for a super bendy ride or die blondie (american 😕) with interesting stories and that nancy reagan head, this is your sign!!!! ✅⛳️💚🐸🍃🐢🦎🪲🎋🐉🍵🪴🗽

[Black Baby Jesus @brantweezy]

@itsmegangraves I love petty where everyone benefits from said petty except the person that is being pettied against

Also if you broke just say that and go elsewhere lol

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

searching for leaked content is engaging with someone sexually without their consent which is horrifying behavior, pay the $15 like a normal person or accept that the content isn’t for you and find someone else it’s really easy!

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

i am in this very reality and this exact universe on the path to meeting and genuinely interacting with both robert pattinson and bts members and yanno what life is crazy but it’s GOOD we might even genuinely bond WHO’S TO SAY oh baby here we gO—

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

Scottish Twitter remains undefeated

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

Things that did _not_ kill kids today:

- a renaissance sculpture
- a film about Ruby Bridges
- drag queen story time
- the word ‘tampon’
- critical race theory
- woke banks
- saying that Rosa Parks was Black
- gender-affirming care
- ‘The Bluest Eye’

What did:

-an AR-f––ing-15

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

@camisaddo *katya voice* party

[tatty 🤡 @camisaddo]

@r_lo18 😎🤘🏻

[bestie rachel @r_lo18]

@camisaddo hehehe 😈