Rory

eccentric thousandaire

[Rory @r_obrien]

whoever named the tools of navigation was horny as hell. sex-tent? cum-piss? grow up

[Rory @r_obrien]

@Pre_Malone @WeTankd @brettskireal @grok Why is hedging bad?

[Rory @r_obrien]

smokin on that shit that made Bob Hope

[Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent]

Hy-Line Cruises captain Mike Jospeh Lambias captured this image of a seal on an ice flow in Hyannis Harbor Thursday morning on his way to Nantucket.

“Not a sight we see everyday,” he said.

The cold snap is expected to continue this weekend, with low temperatures in the teens🥶

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I’m gonna call the plane Lolita Express.
Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov’s novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile.

[Rory @r_obrien]

@Tigerlily1941 @KXAN_News Wait are you saying the HS kids were around in the 60s lol??? [I am anti-ICE]

[jos @josiahhughes]

no i don't need to read Karl Marx. i experience "infinite jest" of my own every day.

[Rory @r_obrien]

I love following this castle 😊

[Gwydir Castle @JudyCorbett]

A sublime nanosecond this morning, then the mist was gone.

[Master of Misfits @Paynuspain]

Making new friends in your 30s is tough but I turned to the guy sitting next to me at the AMC Americana IMAX watching the latest PTA joint and whispered “we are reaching levels of dudes rock never thought possible” and now we have a film podcast. Male loneliness=skill issue.

[V.I. Marlowe🔻 @ProductOfLabor]

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: CHARLIE KIRK STABILIZED 🚨

Glenn Beck says Charlie Kirk has been stabilized after the shooting, calling it a “SECOND MIRACLE.”

1. Trump.

2. Kirk.

"The hospital is taking blood now."

Prayers are pouring in across the country

[Rory @r_obrien]

Nope!!!!!!

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

One of the best parts of Mad Men was that it captured history as it happened. You got to see characters realize the world they thought they knew was over.

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Me: babe i’m lost

Me: in tunnels under lawn

Wife: Wearing your helmet babe?

Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :)

Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;)

Me: 👷‍♂️👍

Me: i cant hear u digging babe

Wife: It was a big coin😳

Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*

[Errai @errai]

Gf: (sets RGB lights on PC to Gamer Green)

(I walk into her room carrying two boxes of strawberry pocky)

Gf: incorrect

Me: but green means you're hungry...

Gf: that's Peckish Purple

Me: oh.. green means you're... sleepy?

Gf: (setting RGB lights to Rage Red) double incorrect

[Deluision Angel @KurtCovonnegut]

Gotta be this one

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

Not me losing my new job cause Im too Ethical! 🤪

[Rory @r_obrien]

Hey,
@grok

Who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.