Ryan Simpson

I think I'm funny

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

If you still support Trudeau at this point you’re a naive Orwellian fool who only subsists on moral grandstanding. Also was pretty sad the Bengals couldn’t squeak out the win last night haha.

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@xgloriiii This is my rant space. I just had covid for 2 years so I couldn’t tweet

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

Covid debates in 2022 are wild. Stop trying to sprinkle scholarly articles into your argument and just keep telling people they will kill innocents if they go outside. The teams are set, everyone who disagrees has already muted you.

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@datarade Very interested. Please DM me.

[NFL @NFL]

.@Earl_Thomas plans to rejoin @Seahawks today: https://t.co/BApmxp6GJD

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

Thousands and thousands of people commending an account literally called ‘not’ Peter Strzok might give some credence to twitter not being a great place for news

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

Homeless aid is the biggest catch-22 of social policy. Better programs attract more homeless which exacerbates the problem. See San Francisco.

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

College drop out baristas thinking they’re smarter than a (largely) self-made billionaire Penn graduate that created a hit TV show and was elected president is by far my favorite delusion.

[Ryan Perez @ryguyperez]

has Tom Cruise seen a movie?

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@KSocolow8 @masonramsey Tough to see them doing Johnny like that

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@trojanfan_paul @HashtagGriswold @redsteeze Paul you just don’t get it. Only good people (like Barack) should be allowed to have daughters.

[jimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL]

predictable

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@matt_rev8 Bouchard

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

Apply this logic to race and you understand how horrific this kind of justification is. Cheers to this white knight. https://t.co/mkogkR4rra

[Big Beautiful Billablog @Billablog]

If you're a man upset at being lumped in with rapists, attackers and general arseholes just because of your gender, maybe take it up with the men who give us a bad name instead of women who have to be on guard 24/7 because of them.

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@CBScoutingNet @logangilbert22 @Mariners @StetsonBaseball @LookoutLanding @A_Revel @simpso3

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Tip for my iPhone friends- if you think you may be addicted to social media (like me), you can go into your settings and see just how much battery (and time!) you’re draining on your social media apps. Beware, it ain’t pretty! 😳

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

Has Steph Curry played 100k NBA games? Pretty grim outlook for the twitter faithful https://t.co/RcpyAt6zWC

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames https://t.co/zsQp3LxGbu

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

@ftfosc I’m dying dude this guy won a Nobel Peace Prize

[Ryan Simpson @r_simpson23]

Thank god for Obama’s diplomacy or we might never have had the Iran deal! https://t.co/Dc8JLkVxO5

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

Here’s what Project Amad’s explicit goal was: creating nuclear weapons. This is an original Iranian presentation from these files, and here’s the mission statement: Design, produce and test five warheads, each with ten kiloton TNT yield for integration on a missile.