rachbloom on 🦋

you don’t have to hold your tongue. you can do what you want. we can see if you’re ready to get what you want

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

Pretending to be deeply engrossed in reading a news article because I’m eating alone in public, but I’m actually playing an iPhone game where I collect and feed stray cats

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

Sorry, I won’t be available this morning. My cat is holding hands with me and using our clasped hands as a pillow

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

@denisleary5 @sensorystories_ Extremely relatable

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

@iamkidev @sensorystories_ Yes. Literally every part of my day feels like this. It’s so demoralizing.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

Sending this to any penis owner that pmo

[the cumpound @TheCumpound]

game night

[matthew ellis @matthiasellis]

I'm not sure people realize how different everything is going to be in like, one year's time

[casual extortion @thats_canceled]

can’t even conjure up an image of JD vance in my brain anymore all i can see is this

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

now we're talking

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

My partner wants this hatchet that’s hard to get. I signed up to be alerted when it’s available. I’m usually an “unsubscribe” gal but I want to surprise him.

The company texts me 10x a day. It’s never about the hatchet. They’re toying with me. Maybe this hatchet doesn’t exist

[august 👾 @unic0rniest]

it’s happening

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Paradigm,' 'pharaoh,' and 'coccyx' have unique three-letter endings.

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

AWWWW

DID BABY FUCK AROUND WITHOUT CONSIDERING WHAT PART HAPPENS NEXT

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

She and her whole family voted for Trump.

Now she's out of her job in the Forestry Service.

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I'd rather kill myself thanks

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

What was I cooking last night

[rachbloom on 🦋 @rach_bl00m]

Impeccable

[C0RY @c0ry024]

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!”

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