Rachel Smith

loved by Jesus and my husband Stephen - figuring out the rest ☺️🙃

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

My husband wrote a book!!!! https://t.co/X0zq2usqJx We would be honored and delighted for you to check it out (and maybe buy it)!

#HorrorCommunity #horrorstories #fiction #horrornovel #newbook #selfpublishing #BookBoost #BookTwitter #monsters #trauma #familysecret #foundfamily

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

@quordle and again today! What’s up with the differing word sets??

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

I’m bothered that no one is talking about how Quordle has two different sets of words today.

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

@ray6578 What?! Geez, that sucks.
I only know because my husband and I usually do Wordle and Quordle at the same time together and his 4 were completely different from mine tonight. Refreshing hasn’t changed either of our stats though, so I guess I’ll be grateful for that.

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

@clue Y’all had an “ideal smoothie for your period” recipe on the blog years ago and I LOVED it, but now I can’t find the recipe anywhere. Any chance someone there still has it and can share?

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

😂 had to add this gem
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

13 years?! That’s insane. I can’t believe I’m old enough for this to be true.

“Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary”

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

ESPECIALLY on the Monday after time change!

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

My car says it's 34°. This is nonsense, no one should have to work in this temperature in March. I say we all go back home today.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Do you have math homework?

11-year-old: Yeah.

Me: How many problems?

11: It's all a problem.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: I'm good at math. I should study math in college.

Me: That's a great idea.

9: Or sword fighting. I'm good at that, too.

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

Netflix’s #aboycalledchristmas is basically a movie about Professor McGonagall visiting her muggle family to tell a Christmas bedtime story.

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

I’m supremely bothered right now.

Listening to Christmas music and I think the playlist accidentally has some Disney thrown in (yes, such a combo is unsurprising in my world). Except there’s no accident.

CRUELLA DEVILLE IS THE SAME SONG AS SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN 😭😭

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

Uhhh yeah, I wholeheartedly second this. Why is this not already done?

[Graciela Roscoe @grace_mac]

If we have have seedless watermelon or pulp-free orange juice, I guess I just don’t get why we can’t have chicken without that little white tendon thing in every piece

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: Can I stay up late tonight?

Me: No, it's a school night.

9: Why does school get to ruin tonight AND tomorrow?

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

My husband asking for the check as well as a refill: “Root bill”

[South Carolina Department of Public Health @SC_DPH]

There are DHEC mobile vaccine clinics happening today across the state. The COVID-19 vaccine is free. Appointments are encouraged, but not required! If you would like to make an appointment, you can visit https://t.co/p1w4j1l5NK. (See thread!)

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

Seriously loving this thread, gearing up for the new year in a new classroom!!

[trina 🍐 @BlasterOfArt]

I just opened this app and discovered that there’s some argument over classroom decorations.

Let me start by saying that I have a master’s degree in Sustainable Business and Communities, and my thesis work revolved around environmental choices and aesthetics. 🧵

[Rachel Smith @racheliveysmith]

Husband to our 3mo old puppy after puppy peed on the couch:

“I kill people, in video games.
I shot a coyote today.”

I can imagine him saying this to our future* daughter’s first boyfriend...

(*no, not pregnant)