Rachael

[Rachael @rachmick1]

Let's be honest. The best things about the holiday season is eating pie for breakfast without regret.

[Rachael @rachmick1]

*watches Free Willy*
*gets asked if I'm going to cry three times in the first 2 minutes..*

[Charlie Brown Fan Account @Peanuts_4Fans]

Hello, July! 🏄

[Rachael @rachmick1]

@_CodyBristow Lol..he's had a tough life...

[Rachael @rachmick1]

@_CodyBristow R u srs rn?

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Clubs are fun, but have you ever texted your friends from bed and told them you don't feel good?

[Rachael @rachmick1]

I realized last night that super models probably have never tasted mashed potatoes...and that is sad.

[Rachael @rachmick1]

My stomach is literally growling as I'm eating...😒
I guess this is my life now.

[Rachael @rachmick1]

Sometimes when my phone isn't working I'll drop it on purpose and hope it works when I pick it up again.

[Rachael @rachmick1]

Just followed @HillaryClinton on Twitter.
You could say I'm with the program.
#hip #allthekidsaredoingit

[Rachael @rachmick1]

Isn't it funny how we use the internet to write papers. It's amazing that we get anything written...because I'm on twitter.

[Rachael @rachmick1]

"Sounds like Kanye West"-my grandma comments on facebook.
How do you know who Kanye West is, grandma? Where do you learn this information?

[Rachael @rachmick1]

Let's all vote for automobile companies put and extra setting on the windshield wipers..because I think we deserve it.

[Rachael @rachmick1]

@ChipotleTweets should do something for those of us who still have our Chiptopia cards...

[Rachael @rachmick1]

4K Student: Look what I can do with my tongue *folds tongue in half*
Me: Oh yeah! That's genetics for ya.
Student: No, it's a taco..

[Rachael @rachmick1]

hi twitter.
I'm back.
:)

[Rachael @rachmick1]

The shape of love is the only shape that fits my heart. ♥
#passenger