big daddy rach

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

if McDonald’s really cared about healthcare workers and first responders I’d be eating a Thank You McRib right now

[metro y @metrohafiz]

do you think Jesus knew he was born during toyotathon?

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

Still funny

[GOAT Moves 🐐 @GoatMoves]

"those are his hooves you bitch" lil wayne is the GOAT #GoatMoves

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

@terreljonesjr You’re missing out

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

Ya sex is cool but have you ever held the blow dryer down your sweatpants while you’re getting ready in the morning

[🥀 @PlayGirlAsi]

Every single video this boy do is hilarious idc

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

"We have a GREAT role for you, its a story about a woman in a healthy loving marriage and-"

NICOLE KIDMAN:

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

@amandamarieb27 HAHAHA fuck I miss you, dude I got the tea. Not Twitter tea but bitchhhhh

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

I’m trying very hard to be casual because I’m super casual but you make me feel like I’m needy and IM CASUAL

[smerobin @smerobin]

Lately I've been liking the bottom half of the bagel more than the top and I don't even know who I am anymore.

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

Moms is coming to visit tomorrow, scrambling to pretend I don’t actually live like this

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

just when i thought my onlyfans audience couldn’t get more beautifully niche, i got a request for a video of me synching an orgasm to the final inning of the 2004 world series

[big daddy rach @rachohbitch]

Took a break from Twitter to be on my phone less but I am back down the rabbit hole and idc, I love it here

[Nurselifern @nurselifern]

Hospice nurses be like “I know a spot” and take you to the after life

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Let him blast a cigg man. He is already in prison

[TYLIE @rihannasgayson]

So Covids a Scorpio? Makes sense

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I have fallen and i do not want to get up