Rachel🎈

A below average human being & carb enthusiast

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

Someone with my name won a photo competition on Country File. My parents jokingly told my auntie it was me. My auntie has now bought things with this photo on thinking it's my work. I don't have the heart to tell her that her niece is actually completely talentless.

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

Said I'd try be positive this year...

It's day one and I've already had a breakdown because I keep fucking up putting an exercise bike together

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

My family are nearly 200 miles away and I can't go see them and look after them and make sure they're okay until the weekend. It's not soon enough.

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

Mad that somebody you love in your family can die, and because they're not a parent or sibling you aren't entitled to a single days paid leave. You literally have to choose between grieving and eating. I've taken one day off and I'm having to go back despite not being ready.

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@lolphoebesacunt 🥺 love you

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@lolphoebesacunt I'll do it for you if you want...

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@lolphoebesacunt Don't answer your phone boo. Don't open yourself up to the abuse. But don't regret not trying. If they start being abusive, block them.

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@AlannahBee96 I'm sorry you went through all this boo. Its not fucking right. People need to do better.

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

You guys better put the fun in funeral for me. Fancy dress only xo

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

So today I got the news from a badly written email from a random email address that I have a cancer and might "loose" my life and I should transfer my money to my randomly assigned next of kin

[sio @bestinsio]

if Im on your close friends story on instagram I take that position very seriously. I will sing at your funeral

[Martin @KingOfClass_]

It’s low key a bit silly watching the world around us fall apart then having to sit in front of our little laptops to do a 9-5.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

just saw sοmeοne my age being extremeIy talented, day is ruined

[Finessa Hudgens 🌿 @LilBoFLO]

UGHHHH!!!!

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@timames1 100% with you on that Tim

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

It's grim. Thousands of grown men so suffocated by toxic masculinity that they think the best way to express disappointment is to smash bottles, racially abuse a teenage lad and beat up their girlfriends. Please seek therapy.

[Laura @fairycakes]

Considering football is all about getting something small into a designated space you’d think these dickheads would like bins more

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@Gigi_Hudson I'm starting to think I don't really exist

[Rachel🎈 @rackellbaker]

@soulmori @Gigi_Hudson