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I hate it here…but I’m sure you already know that✌🏻Hobbies include: dubstep, financial statements, & my corgi

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The way it’s gunning it with the cartoonish posture, the skeddadle backward like it slipped on a banana peel then the explosion. Could watch this happen for hours

[grim @Discount_Death]

killing yourself isnt an option waffles or pancakes

[✌🏻 @rad_tothe_bone]

The fact that there are people out there who don’t realize that data sharing is rampant between every single app you own is WILDDDDDD

Yes. Everything you do on your phone or on a web browser is stored. Companies are sharing so much info it would make you sick

[Firas D @firasd]

@_lizharvey I don't think this is something laughably obvious or anything like that. I don't think anyone inside Anthropic is saying hey soandso@example .com is really into hot dogs to Amazon or something

Now Gemini I can imagine...

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

Easily the hardest i laughed all day

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

“far left” and it’s just affordable healthcare and housing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, in fact, I do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Muslim stripper named shawty arabia

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Why did they give them such a small couch

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[✌🏻 @rad_tothe_bone]

I think we can do even better

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"The backlash against AI and the data centers needed to run it is becoming such a touchy election issue that Wall Street is being forced to factor it into its stock market recommendations," per Bloomberg

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

okay i'm a class traitor, now what?

[brutal south @Paul_Bowers]

Did you see the teacher's note on Seesaw? Check the Remind app. It's literally on PowerSchool. Photos are on Dakiki. Homework is in Canva. Do the i-Ready. The parents mentioned it on WhatsApp. It's in the GroupMe. It's on Bloomz. Check the Band app. Log their reading in Beanstack

[Bodega Sushi @InshallahVato]

@blaynecs 🫡

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

This @axios piece is so so so sooo humiliating 😆 we are witnessing a truly catastrophic level of societal brain rot right now

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[✌🏻 @rad_tothe_bone]

@sfinnerty4 @shannonrwatts No sir/maam, I think you’ve misunderstood the clip.

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up.