Rebecca Addelman

whatever whatever

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@MikeHanford I DON'T want to live in Montreal!

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@oldmanweldon you're the smart one in the relationship.

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whoa, whoa, whoa... Frangela said WHAT?!

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What a beautiful night for love. Time to break out the rubber sheets.

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@_brian_brown That was such a great show! Congrats!

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@JJJLA Oh shit man! I was about to email you about this. I was trying and trying to open it. uh-oh. i dumb.

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The only way anyone will have sex with my dog. http://t.co/Y6Q2SFEz

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on MLK day, I am forced to realize that the blackest thing in my life is chocolate milk.

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@xflansx Hey Flans! I still have your mom's socks. Thank her for me. see you soon.

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@MrBobKerr The supportive, sharing-minded Twitter community scared/repelled me at first. The cynic in me needs to let go... love ya Bob!

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@mrtimlong I never can let a good Santorum tweet go unRTed. And yes, this Xmas it was me and my Ferg pals hangin in the common room.

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Just did a double-take when I heard CNN report, "Next week, Santorum will blanket the state of Iowa."

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In my dream last night, Jerry Seinfeld's nails were perfectly manicured. Just like they are in real life, right Jer-bear?

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Day 3 of the Tony Robbins 10-Day Mental Challenge is going well! Right now I'm thinking very positively... about murder.

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Omer Asik? More like JUDGE REINHOLD.

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Ashton Kutcher! Hi.

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jolie is the French word for "pretty." jolly is the English word for "fat."

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Hey Yamerica, quit being so starchy.

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Pujols? PU-JOLS?! Am I the only one hearing this?