Duffman

I put the mid in midlife crisis.

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

fierce is fierce hunni

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Anyone who lives in Los Angeles has probably noticed an uptick this week in work being done.

Power company working, construction on the highway, tree clearing, etc. There's a reason that's happening all of a sudden.

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

I can't pretend to understand this but God is obviously here on Earth vividly hallucinating that He is you but He only starts to realize who He is when He gets really good at being you and that sometimes takes a lot of deaths and respawns

The universe is kind of a roguelite

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

America routinely taking days/weeks to count ballots now is f’n hilarious. They might as well announce results in Hamburglar costumes

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

The California election is an epic & perhaps final boast. We sit behind this impregnable line, & here we have all power. Exhaust yourself in your fury, go ahead, & when it burns out, behold your impotence. You will do nothing in the end, for what can you do? It is a new age.

[csz @cszabla]

the western expat is being slowly swept out of many places. there will still be a role for native english teachers, token internationalization hires and people with the right language skills/deep ties to a place but like all decolonizations, it will never be what it once was

[Useless Tree @_Useless_Tree_]

If the remaining 38% of votes cast for the LA Mayor are all allocated at the same proportion as the last batch that came in, Nithya Raman will come to within 100 votes of Spencer Pratt.

This is so precise that it appears those doing the counting know the rate at which they need to proportion the votes to eliminate Pratt.

[Duffman @radrydu]

@ettanoxiv As a gay man I can say you’re way more common than most realize.

[sharon vape 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞🫧🕯️ @sharonvape]

top retarded guy employment ideas:
1. pressure washing business
2. growing weed in california
3. underwater welder

[Duffman @radrydu]

@itsme_urstruly And a sensible dinner!

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

Hello! It’s now 11am in California, two days after Election Day. Around this time yesterday, NBC estimated 57.5% of statewide votes had been counted. A day later, very few additional ballots have been tallied & NBC now estimates that just 56% of the count is complete.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

did you know that in most white collar jobs you can just go for a 15-20 minutes walk multiple times a day and they just like don't care

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Fucking Briony

[Ulrich @UlrichFY]

"Lorsque les femmes nous aiment, elles nous pardonnent tout, même nos crimes. Quand elles ne nous aiment pas, elles ne nous pardonnent rien, pas même nos vertus." - Balzac

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[TheTinMen @TheTinMenBlog]

This is staggering –

Of the 369,000 jobs the U.S. Labor Dept. says were created since last year, nearly all - 348,000 of them - went to women, and only 21,000 went to men.

Basically, that means 94% of the net employment growth in the U.S. went to women.

Ninety four percent!

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

When gay guy directors hit the "this is technically art but you'll have a boner the entire time" button, they're unstoppable