Rae Lynn Carson

(they/them)

Animal Obsessor / Fart Dealer / SUPER Diabetic

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

As an actor I feel it's still important to practice your skill during these trying times. Here's my latest audition tape:

Please hire me. 😘

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

This is what I've been thinking about all day:

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

At my most recent job I developed resting "how fucking dumb are you" face.

It's actually a very common side effect when working with cis straight men.

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Oh no... I'm at that point of exhaustion where I'm typing 50secs into a microwave thinking it's half a minute.

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Oh to be a female spider and absolutely destroying annoying male who come into your vicinity 😌👌

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Thinking about making a GoFundMe so I can buy this. Would you donate?

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Taking a shit in a small seaside town is called "creating work for beachcombers"

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Working with men makes me feel like I'm in a sequel of "The Truman Show" but with the producers of "Jackass".

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Yes, I may not text you all the time or talk to you for a year, but I will always be there when you need me:

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

O Canada, O Canada! 🇨��

Make some noise for @jimbodragclown's US debut when #AllStars8 starts streaming MAY 12 on @paramountplus! 💋

[Malik Powell @_malikpowell]

Life Hack: Pull ya pants down to fart so it doesn’t stick to your jeans.

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Sometimes I think maybe I don't have adhd, maybe it's just because I grew up around my adhd parents and because of that I learned to live like them so I adopted their adhd ways.

[WheresRaisin @RaisinWheres]

Yesterday Sasha Colby won #DragRace , today she's been raisin'd!

Congrats Mother!

... and yes... Where's Raisin is back!

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Gay twitter tonight #DragRace

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

When you are expecting sick flips, high kicks and cool jumps in the final #RPDR performances, but it doesn't happen :

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

#RuPaulsDragRace #rupaulsdragrace15 #anetra #drag #DragRace #DragRace15 #queentobe #gay #queer #meme #badphotoshop

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

"...and I'm Anetra!"

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

@MrLukeThomson I'm not surprised. It's a tough question. There are 367 answers but rarely does anyone get it right.

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

Can you solve this?

If you had to fart when you piss and piss when you burp, then someone pooped when you piss farted and the fart was a piss poo but you never peed a pooped fart -

How many shit squirts would you have left?

[Rae Lynn Carson @raelynncarson]

@dqojr Correct!