rustykazoo

Teaching history, ELA, and physics. Lift heavy, read widely & think bigly. Always learning, testing and memeing. 🔱

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Imagine a gym where everyone lifts according to birth year. That’s basically how we organize education.

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@owenbroadcast I was shocked when I assigned this to my 6th grade boys last year and they didn’t love it

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@parakeetnebula Livid

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@waitbutwhy @MarkRober

[kenz @allthekenz]

getting pelted with frozen skittles by marshawn lynch when i was 14 built character

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Drank too much preworkout

I feel tingling where my hairline should be

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@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Bless you

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@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Sneezed when I got this notification

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@michaelFhurley

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Strings-cheese?

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A student caught me downing several string cheeses during my break last week and now he shouts CHEESE TIME every day as soon as he steps into my classroom

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@ArtButSports @pants Collab of the century

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@DKramer_ Just Phundamentalbaseball Crawford

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I was early to the Sliwa fandom

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Let’s goooooo mariners

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@MarinerMuse Man knows what he’s doing

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@parakeetnebula It’s gonna take some editing but I’m printing this to give to my next student who turns in a piece of writing with an entire paragraph of caveats

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@jarredgeller @MrDanielBuck 100 jumping jacks in the hallway often does the trick

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@ladyredsoxxx I walked by two drunk college kids making out outside a bar the other night in nyc.
The guy was wearing an Ms hat so I hit em with a Go Mariners.

He paused and stared at me with a confused look on his face for a few seconds before shouting it back

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HIP HIP JORGE