Shan

i don’t do this much

[Shan @raff_shan]

@NoContextHumans Answer being: 27Kg

[Shan @raff_shan]

@NoContextHumans I like to guess… so a mice won’t weigh much… 10kg - 2kg = 8kg and 20kg -2kg = 18kg BUT 18+8 = 26kg which is a little too much … so I try 7kg next and it works. 3kg, 7kg and 17kg. 😂💅

[Shan @raff_shan]

@MartinSLewis @bbc5live Being maybe 5 and my great nana giving me 20p and being able to get a Freddo and a carton of pop (Kwenchy Kup)

[Shan @raff_shan]

@PicturesFoIder 27+8 = 35 &+ 40 = 75

[Shan @raff_shan]

@Mechanic_Jon @BritishGasHelp @BritishGasHelp @BritishGas - this morning I’ve now received my 12th sms since Saturday about peak save ?

[Shan @raff_shan]

@BritishGasHelp @Mechanic_Jon I’ve had the same issue and got another text this morning already. 10+ messages now.

[Shan @raff_shan]

@raff31 Cute xx

[Shan @raff_shan]

@raff31 ‘beer n stuff’ 😂😂

[Shan @raff_shan]

@jellymalin Next to me crib, MAM bottles and a good baby carrier. Add some essentials like muslins, sleep suits, nappies, wipes and of course - a decent cup of tea and that’s all I needed to survive most days 🥰

[Shan @raff_shan]

@RoseStokes I didn’t crochet again til he was 5/6 months because my brain just couldn’t rest long enough.
The shift for me was his routine became consistent so I could build my own routine around him.
He’s nearly 9 months now & I’m navigating brain capacity again as I’m back in work 😂🙈

[Shan @raff_shan]

Polly’s accent slipping on #SellingTheOC when she says ‘I do haaaaytee hurrr’ 😂😂 loved it! Take the girl out the north but can’t take the north out the girl.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife thinks it's adorable and kooky that she loses her keys daily. In reality, it's a big part of why I'm going to divorce her. THERE IS A SET OF HOOKS FOR KEYS BEHIND THE DOOR, HANG YOUR KEYS ON THERE, YOU LITERALLY BOUGHT THE HOOKS.

[Shan @raff_shan]

@ManicMundie Tell that to our department 😂🥲

[Shan @raff_shan]

So are companies going to promote remote working again with the increase in fuel costs or wishful thinking? 🫠

[Shan @raff_shan]

@ManicMundie Bingo!
Surely office days should be optional. 🤷‍♀️

[Shan @raff_shan]

@ManicMundie Same person would be livid if anyone but ‘mum’ got a bevvy on Mother’s Day 🙃

[Erica RD. @EmeraldGranites]

People turned against Amber Heard, not because Johnny Depp is a powerful man or a famous actor, but because we watched the trial and saw who was telling the truth and who wasn't. #JusticeForJohhnyDepp

[Shan @raff_shan]

@MartinSLewis When your DDR is set to increase from £80 to £200+ a month - a £400 credit is only reducing that by about £33 a month… so still paying double 🙃🤷‍♀️ don’t understand the £150 c tax rebate when c tax went up £80 too 🫠

[Shan @raff_shan]

How much money do these footballers get paid & they can’t kick a ball from INSIDE the corner marking? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫠

[Shan @raff_shan]

@thefogmutters Sampling Nirvana