Southern Rail Fail

Customers are reminded that arriving to your location on time is a pure coincidence and nothing to do with us.

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@AHKateD @SouthernRailOK @SouthernRailUK and this is including a @SW_Trains from Waterloo southward

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@AHKateD @SouthernRailOK @SouthernRailUK hey! I couldn't even get home for Christmas with them. My mum has to drive twenty minutes to get me

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@DouglasAlena @SouthernRailUK @BadSouthernRail @Southern_Trains aren't we all?

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#Arundel we fucked up. #sorry #NotSorry

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Customers wanting to travel from #Brighton to #LondonVictoria should probably just walk it, #SouthernRail is a time consuming way to travel

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@lilmarchesi I'm not actually from southern rail...

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@SouthernRail_UK which is why we're officially the worst train company in the UK and possibly the world! #southernfail

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Customers are reminded that trains are for decorative purposes only. #southernrail #southernfail

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And for extra shits and giggles we have works on some lines. With a shortage of workers. You're not getting to work before Wednesday.

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Due to staffing shortages some (most) trains are deleted. No we're not hiring new staff. #southernrail #southernfail

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We apologise for any inconveniences caused by your mistake of traveling with #SouthernRail hopefully you'll regret it. #southernfail

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@TexasSusieBlue it's from virgin trains and they read it out too.

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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away #SouthernRail was part of a respectable company called #BritishRail

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@SouthernRcr_p @SouthernRailUK we all know!

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Due to #passengers spelling onto the tracks at #Barnham there are no trains. #southernrail #southernfail

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@T3a_RATP bon. Je fais Porte de Charenton a Maryse bastie a pieds. Sympa.

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@T3a_RATP c'est un mensonge. Là le trafic est loin de normal.

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Customers hoping to get home today are advised #unicycles may be a more reliable option. #southernrail #southernfail

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Customers who successfully caught their trains on time today are advised to buy lottery tickets as clearly they're very lucky.

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@NetworkRailNP @nationalrailenq @BTP is the state of #southernrail bad enough to be deemed an emergency?