RainyRat

Disparate collection of urges and appetites, masquerading as human. Tech, kink, gaming and sarcasm.

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@jb383000 @GramsciGordon @dead_baseball A Cartier Tank, ironically. Hans shouldn't have gone with a leather strap. https://t.co/MQMRzRWtfG

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@metaauthor And they're called "Space Marines" after their creator, the Emperor of Mankind, whore real name was Jimmy Space.

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@AJamesMcCarthy @GuestusAurelius That's a solid summation of Poe's Law: https://t.co/6Ph5XeV8zJ

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@esjesjesj Looks like the AI misunderstood, and generated Steve Bannon instead of Steven King.

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@TrueFactsStated "Xitter" (pronounced "shitter")

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Every great American novel of the 20th century, from "Gatsby" to "Mockingbird" to "Bell Jar" and "American Psycho," is about the utter futility of chasing American Dream. MAYBE WE COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS.

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@anon_opin Now you're just taking the pith.

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@RussInCheshire I love this video; I'm pretty sure each limb keeps an entirely separate rhythm during the breakdown.

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@DarkMechanic @metaauthor Teenage memory unlocked: I had a T-shirt with that space marine diagram on it, many years ago.

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@metaauthor ...covers band, fronted by Stanley Unwin?

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@Angry_Staffer I can't pick one "best" one, but in these situations I usually recommend China Miéville's "Perdido Street Station".

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@gregeganSF Shoe Query Language?

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@metaauthor That was when he still worked at the burger place.

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@metaauthor ...because of Cool Hand Luke.
Now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs,
And I think I'm going to puke.

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@ThatKinkyMuffin 3" steel posture collar, with "BIND ME" laser-engraved on it.

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@Tieherup1 New profile pic, right there.

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Deleted scene from Saga.

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@messeduppcs It all goes brilliantly, until she takes him home to meet her dad:

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@teaandrobots He passed the bar with ease.

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@anon_opin I agree with the first part, but not the second. Then again, I'm Scottish, so...