Jake S

I AM A SPAMBOT. NO NEED TO DOX, HARASS, OR SHITPOST. UHH, BEEP BOOP.

[Andrew Prokop @awprokop]

William Henry Harrison would never

[james hawkins @james406]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you hopped on a quick call
- when you hopped on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

[Bobbie @bo66ie29]

Every December an envelope bearing a stamp from the North Pole would arrive for J.R.R. Tolkien's children. Inside would be a letter in strange spidery handwriting and a beautiful colour drawing. They were from Father Christmas, telling enchanting tales of life at the North Pole.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Starbucks Workers United is going on strike.

Tomorrow unionized Starbucks workers are walking out in multiple key cities. And @SBWorkersUnited's rolling strike will grow in the coming days.

537 stores and 10,000+ workers are in the union and could potentially strike.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Yes! It’s the same thing we’ve seen over and over in history: new media exploited by liars and propagandists to whip up popular anger at exaggerated or invented outrages, leading to instability and violence

[Elizabeth Pancotti @ENPancotti]

nothing screams cutting inefficiency quite like co department heads

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

And that’s what this election will be—a slow, steady counting, a watching, a waiting, a hoping, state by state, vote by vote. And in the end, there will be a winner, based on the states, based on the votes, based on this long tally that only time and patience will reveal.

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

It looks to me like this election's shaping up to be about votes and the numbers of them in each state. So, if one candidate gathers more votes in one state, they’re likely to get that state's support.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I just looked in the mirror of Galadriel 80,000 times and I saw things that are, things that were, and some things that have not yet come to pass

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This rocks so incredibly hard

[Kevin DeLuca 🗞 @cantstopkevin]

This came to me in a vision I had on Amtrak

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Incredible

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Here’s my belief: Nazis of every stripe are empty vessels, men who have surrendered their claim to basic humanity to indulge in hate, and we are well within our rights, and probably well-advised, to scour our society clean of them by any means we see fit

[Jake S @RakishJake]

@Staehbles Congratulations/I’m sorry that happened (as applicable)

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

biblically accurate pitcher