Alex

I didn't know you were chill like that

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Dr. Stressed Steminist 🩺 @ntradsteminist]

Studying abroad in Greece and having to take your roommate to the ER for a broken arm and the nurses going omg I’m so sorry you’re not Greek so we have to charge you and it’ll be a bit expensive I’m so sorry!!! And it was $20 and only two hours of our life

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[ونتر @Aa7_Win]

Relax

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

We’re about to go to war with Iran to distract us from the fact that Donald Trump is accused of raping children.

Let me repeat that: Trump is about to send US troops to their deaths to distract the public from him being an alleged child rapist.

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

My brother has this unique approach to fitness where he doesn’t exercise, but he does run one mile on the treadmill at the beginning of each month. If he breaks six minutes then he doesn’t work out until the start of the following month when he tests his speed again

[graze @xogravy]

Still new to Trader Joe’s. What��s up with all the sexual tension in there?

[kylie 💍 @sunderedseas]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Legitimately may be the last chance you have to see these in the cinema. Don’t miss out.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

wife: please just don’t say anything stupid

me: ok

[later at dinner with her coworkers]

me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol

them: what

me: i said roosters be waking up early

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new third-person ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ action game is reportedly in early development

The game is designed, in a way, to “compete with ‘Hogwarts Legacy’”

(Source: https://t.co/XQzlME6OVm)

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Fang @FangSystems]

absolutely no one:

japanese researchers: aerodynamics of a Mongolian dog

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

this beer tastes like everybody wants to know how i feel about israel

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Me watching superman say fuck israel for 2hrs and 9mins

[alex 🇨🇦🍉 @BiniIrl]

Liberals who say retard vs. Klan members from a R+70 district in Killallblacksville, KY, according to a concerning large number of twitter dot com leftists

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

meowscles??

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

god I wish I was stupid enough to be motivated by a photo of a chessboard

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

her in the replies im cryingljfjffjf