Ramsess II 𓅓

Twitter ≠ Real Life

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

Arbeitgeber schreiben „Frisches Obst im Pausenraum“ in ihre Stellenausschreibungen und denken die haben damit Silicon Valley seine Mutter gedribbelt

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If I hear another Boomer conservative bitching about Gen Z ordering DoorDash I’m going to become a communist. It’s true their grandparents always cooked homemade meals. But that’s because grandma stayed at home and grandpa had a union job and nobody could reach him after 5. They had a house with a full kitchen and 3 kids by 25. Meanwhile half of Gen Z men are forced to compete with the entire population of South America for some 12 hour long shift HVAC job that barely pays the rent. They’re 30 and nobody cooks for them because they can’t find any women who’ll marry them when they can’t even afford a starter home in the ghetto. The other half of Gen Z men are busting their ass competing with the entire populations of India and China for some 70 hour a week powerpoint job that asks them for updates on the slides at 3AM. They can’t find anyone to cook for them either, because every women around them is convinced that being a mother and cooking for a man is beneath them because they’re gonna save the world when they become VP of Marketing at MegaCorp in 20 years.

[Dalton @RedDragon733]

The fundamental problem with James Gunn running the DCU is that he (incorrectly) believes that general audiences love obscure and underrated characters as much as he does.

[Papa @MarcoFCA]

Warum denken sich Rentner eigentlich „Geil, 12:00 Uhr mittags, da ist es gefühlt am heißesten und da gehen die arbeitenden Menschen für die Mittagspause einkaufen, erstmal den Wocheneinkauf erledigen“

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.

This is what will happen with the Epstein Files if we don't unite against child rapists.

[Hav @thebeldamm]

James Gunn need to go ahead and do his Superman trilogy and pack it up bc this dcu shit not lasting more than 5 years.

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@adonispara So, same as Egypt then?

[Mo @MisterMoscle]

I really think Clayface will bomb just as hard if not harder than Supergirl. Outside of a very very niche audience, that movie has zero general audience appeal and very few people will even know it's a DC movie. The DCU is having the weirdest phase 1 any universe could have.

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@IncroyableSauce Batman? Hell No man, Enjoy your Condiment King Show 👍🏼😌

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@PedroBsTx This is how I initially thought These Models would Look Like, man what a missed opportunity

[Dario Schramm @darioschramm]

Kann immer noch nicht glauben, dass die Epstein-Files so absolut konsequenzlos geblieben sind.

Selbst die tiefsten Abgründe können scheinbar nicht mehr wirklich etwas auslösen.

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

#rememberwhen

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[Memory @MemoryOffline]

Game 2015 BTW

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is all well and good, until one starts asking why we have such massive differences in living standards across the globe

the good news is that we know why, the bad news is that people get really angry if you say it

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

The guys who talk like going to the gym like they are storming the beaches of Normandy drive me insane

You willingly came to a temperature controlled environment wearing $100 sneakers to pick heavy things up & put them down & maybe do some light cardio

You’re sipping cold water & intra workout hopped up on caffeine listening to your favorite music from your cell phone in your AirPods talking about “Going to war”

This isn’t life or death. It’s the best part of the day. Talking about “Carrying the boats”. Please shut the fuck up

[issabreh @IssaBreh]

He already started posing before Buu threw his punch #aura

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette