Ram

50% simp 50% pimp

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me in the work meeting after hitting the weed a lil too hard 🍃

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[Travis Helwig @travishelwig]

At least Spencer Pratt had been helpful in helping detemine who is the dumbest among your LA friend group.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Interviewer: Do you have any sales experience?

Me:

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When I get to work and there's work

[Kam_13attle @pluto_dreams13]

$48.74 to fill my HONDA ACCORD

[MLB @MLB]

It's not about how you start, it's how you finish 😤

What an ending for Zach Neto & the @Angels!

[MLB @MLB]

UNBELIEVABLE ENDING

ZACH NETO HITS A WALK-OFF HOME RUN!

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

😍

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

26% of dog ownership is putting their ears back in the correct position.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Ducks players stay on the ice to thank their fans after SMASHING expectations this season with their young core 👏🦆

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[empress @xzcielz]

et tu, fine shyt ?

[av / mikey ☄️ @andyneiman]

i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

does anyone know what to do

[Softboy @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country