Peregrin Took

They call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

There is no such thing as absolute immunity. The vice president is trying to tell us the president’s personal military can kill people without consequence.

[Peregrin Took @randiebobandy]

@LovesSardine @JeremiahDJohns Found Randyll Tarly's burner account

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Sometimes I feel like cattle because I love to drink beer & watch sports but this is sub cattle behavior. What are you guys even getting out of this? Taylor Swifts popularity is a real indicator in how stupid this country is becoming.

[Chrisy | Homemade Hooplah @homemadehooplah]

Except there's been no evidence that AI will bring the 2/3 chance of a better life.

Thus far, AI has only caused harm: job loss, grotesque data centers, increased utilities, rising costs of electronics, ruining education, & AI psychosis.

By all accounts, we're living the 1/3.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

This is what it's come to. If Trump is able to walk his worshipers go crazy, "Donald Trump is walking! Pure dominance!!"

What a sad little cult.

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

This is beyond ludicrous.

Why the hell are U.S. Marines and soldiers saluting a UFC fighter?

The military swears an oath to the Constitution, not celebrities, influencers, or the latest personality cult. Watching service members rendered as props for a UFC spectacle is beneath the dignity of the uniform and beneath the dignity of the country.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

I think it’s rather interesting that despite being far wealthier in absolute terms than a Vanderbilt or Carnegie or Stanford, and being directly positioned in an industry that could benefit from it, no tech elite has ever founded a university, and few have even given endowments

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

he's abandoned all his children but one, and either uses him as a human shield or completely ignores him whenever they're together. also he got into politics specifically to harm his transgender daughter. dad of the century here

[Daniel Simpson @DSimpson88]

Genuinely, all these tweets of World Cup visitors getting to experience the best of Small Town, USA fills me with a national pride that’s been on holiday lately

[FPL Corey 🌋 @coreyzinho]

@TreadBack_TV @FreddyLA7 Vei daün yönder und der Chattahööchee

[bullTattoo ⓗ @bullTat2]

@FreddyLA7 HECK YEAH dude. Blast this song right now. 'Merica!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Give me all the "Europeans here for World Cup enjoying America" content you can. It's the best thing I've seen on this hell site in years.

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

Brits in England: “This is the worst world cup ever!”

Germans driving a Mustang through Georgia with the top down to a game: “🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE!!!🎶”

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

This is all firmly millennial stuff. “Zillenials” just don’t want to admit that they’re actually a part of the quirk chungus funko pop craft beer generation. Sorry guys

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

This is a national tragedy. It was inevitable after 2020 and Megyn's probably lying here, but if you get to the point where you can't believe Rs finished third in jungle primaries in a deep blue state in a year the R president's favorability is minus a billion, nothing's real

[sam🌪️🇪🇸 @star1ightstan13]

genuine question, why does a train line or a new park have to go thru years of votes and environmental impact studies but something like this can just? happen?

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?