Juanti Lourens

I'm me, you are you. I'm a pedagogical student. So here are my random thoughts...

[🄺 🩵🦋 @OhKayArt]

It's been a long time coming, but I'm super stoked to share this final version with you all! This was an idea I had over 10 years ago and it makes me so happy to finally see it brought to life!💦🌍🔥💨

I'd love to get the final version spread around so RTs super appreciated!!

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@micherable_ They may be cute but I don't think you want them swiping left on you...

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@ChurlishHambino You hit that one out of the park, guy!

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

Saw a sign that said " Backup generator during loadshedding". Brain automatically imagined load shedding as losing weight. So I couldn't get the image of people running in giant hamster wheels out of my head - trying to lose weight while generating power.

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

The biggest problem is that every time I have to send an email or tweet for a reply it is using data. Data I do not have because I don't have internet! This has cost me way too much time, sanity and money.

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@Afrihost @OctoFibre I understand you are asking us to bear with you - but bearing with you has cost us 6 weeks already with no internet and I sure as hell am not waiting until the new year for you to install a line that was ordered on the 3rd of November. Something has to be done soon.

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

Put in an order on the 2nd of November for Fibre. 6 weeks later with many calls and emails later, we're still sitting without Fibre. Being told 8 more weeks until they can install. 14 weeks for Fibre? Hell no. Absolute joke! @Afrihost @OctoFibre

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@Afrihost @OctoFibre This is the excuse that we had 4 weeks ago! No call or message to say that there is a problem. We have not gotten any nearer. A whole month of excuses because your system cannot accept a freestanding house can have a unit number. With @OctoFibre box right outside. Still waiting!

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@micherable_

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@PaikinAndEggs

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@ShellsPemBroke 1. Be neurotic like Monica.
2. Be insecure like Chandler.
3. Be batshit crazy like Phoebe.
4. Be a glutton like Joey.
5. Be creepy like Ross.
6. Be self absorbed like Rachel.

In other words I'll be loveable today.

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@ShellsPemBroke

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

Merry Christmas and a crappy New Years.

Yes. We all wants things to go back to normal... And what is more normal than a lousy New Years celebration?

Stay safe everyone :)

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@stripper_oprah I guess your opinion was just too hot for him. If only there was some way that he could cool off...

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

I tend to talk to myself... at least I'm guaranteed an intelligent conversation!

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@Thisistailor So my soul mate is hiding out in my bedroom?... so I'll end up with my stalker? O.o

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@Thewordquaver I did the same with fizzers... 2 packs of fizzers later and I only gave out 6 of the 100 fizzers :/

[Juanti Lourens @random_juanti]

@StephanieBe If enough people say yes then will Blink 182 - Aliens exist get some play time?