Brigadier Ketchup 🦨

Resident of The Democratic People's Republic of Oregon, but sane. USAF MX Veteran, Gen X, Father, Husband, Tech Exec, Occasional Bastard.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

Oh, cool - we have 109 voters for every 100 adults in Oregon.

No wonder @OregonSOS is fighting so hard to avoid cleaning up the voter rolls.

[Cecile Shaw @CecileShaw]

🚨Oregon, here are the findings of the Nov 3rd SEL pull & some initial anomalies that stuck out.

1⃣Oregon has more registrations than adults (109%)

The voter file has 3.8 million registrations against about 3.48 million adults (18+), using PSU's 2025 estimate.

Counting only "active" voters it's 89%, which is normal, so the excess may be the "inactive" records Judicial Watch sued over.

Klamath & Columbia County are near 120%

Josephine County is at 119%.

Wallowa is the one county with more "active" voters than adults, by about 224.

2⃣Non-residential addresses

1,090 Active voters list 650 NW Irving St in Portland as home. That's a homeless resource center that offers mail service.

Another 256 list the Portland Rescue Mission

93 list JOIN's day center.

3⃣ 19 people died but were listed as "active" voters!

Oregon mails a ballot to every 'active' voter.

4⃣VERY old voters.

Oregon has two active voters who are 111!

Born in 1915 or 1916 who voted in 2024 & in the May 2026 primary.

Another in Lincoln County & one in Yamhill.

Overall, 85 records would be 110 or older, mostly classified as "inactive"

3,342 are 100 or older.

Multiple SI also claim it's very odd especially as the 2020 Census counted only 969 Oregonians aged 100 or older. Even with steady growth, that should only be around 1,100.

3,342 is 3X way too many.

5⃣Duplicate voters

There are 70 possible duplicate voters in the same county.

These are pairs with the same first, middle, and last name and birth year, both "active" and both voting in 2024 (Multnomah 19, Clackamas 13, Washington 9). They could be twins or typos.
If both records in a pair vote again on Nov 3, that's a real red flag.

369 Polk County Active voters have a registration date of 11-11-1111. That's a placeholder date, a sign of sloppy data rather than fraud, but it means the county is not listing when they actually registered.

2,545 Active voters have out-of-state mailing addresses, mostly UO students in Lane County.

Spikes in registrations match the deadline, the party switches are ordinary, and almost no PO boxes are used as home addresses.

The Nov 3 voting history will be available either December or January and should settle who of the above actually voted.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@IPostAndGhost Good news is, the majority of these kids grow up real quick and learn very fast once they have to go out and get a job.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@TumbagaJohn @OregonSOS They've already been trying.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

Oh, cool - we have 109 voters for every 100 adults in Oregon.

No wonder @OregonSOS is fighting so hard to avoid cleaning up the voter rolls.

[Cecile Shaw @CecileShaw]

🚨Oregon, here are the findings of the Nov 3rd SEL pull & some initial anomalies that stuck out.

1⃣Oregon has more registrations than adults (109%)

The voter file has 3.8 million registrations against about 3.48 million adults (18+), using PSU's 2025 estimate.

Counting only "active" voters it's 89%, which is normal, so the excess may be the "inactive" records Judicial Watch sued over.

Klamath & Columbia County are near 120%

Josephine County is at 119%.

Wallowa is the one county with more "active" voters than adults, by about 224.

2⃣Non-residential addresses

1,090 Active voters list 650 NW Irving St in Portland as home. That's a homeless resource center that offers mail service.

Another 256 list the Portland Rescue Mission

93 list JOIN's day center.

3⃣ 19 people died but were listed as "active" voters!

Oregon mails a ballot to every 'active' voter.

4⃣VERY old voters.

Oregon has two active voters who are 111!

Born in 1915 or 1916 who voted in 2024 & in the May 2026 primary.

Another in Lincoln County & one in Yamhill.

Overall, 85 records would be 110 or older, mostly classified as "inactive"

3,342 are 100 or older.

Multiple SI also claim it's very odd especially as the 2020 Census counted only 969 Oregonians aged 100 or older. Even with steady growth, that should only be around 1,100.

3,342 is 3X way too many.

5⃣Duplicate voters

There are 70 possible duplicate voters in the same county.

These are pairs with the same first, middle, and last name and birth year, both "active" and both voting in 2024 (Multnomah 19, Clackamas 13, Washington 9). They could be twins or typos.
If both records in a pair vote again on Nov 3, that's a real red flag.

369 Polk County Active voters have a registration date of 11-11-1111. That's a placeholder date, a sign of sloppy data rather than fraud, but it means the county is not listing when they actually registered.

2,545 Active voters have out-of-state mailing addresses, mostly UO students in Lane County.

Spikes in registrations match the deadline, the party switches are ordinary, and almost no PO boxes are used as home addresses.

The Nov 3 voting history will be available either December or January and should settle who of the above actually voted.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Is your girlfriend a Chinese spy? Know the signs!

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

So that's what happened to the little dude.

[Ancient Content @HistContent]

This squirrel went to sleep and never woke up, and the sleep is the interesting part.

A hibernating Arctic ground squirrel holds a core body temperature as low as minus 2.9 degrees Celsius, the coldest ever measured in a mammal, with its blood supercooled and no antifreeze in the plasma. Every spring they come out of it alive.

This one, found in the Klondike in 2018, went in about 30,000 years ago.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@oregoncitizen_ Hermaphrodites and Chimeras are genetic abnormalities, and many suffer severe medical issues from these conditions - they don't enjoy it.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@Dave_Parke 🎉

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

Meanwhile, in Portland business news...

[KGW News @KGWNews]

Noho’s Hawaiian Cafe is saying "aloha" to its Portland restaurant after 33 years, citing rising costs. Its last day will be Dec. 13. https://t.co/glRVTZ71Yf

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

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[Sage of the Mountain @SageOfTheMtn]

Imagine waking up next to that every morning.

@GovTinaKotek

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@RepBonamici Those are state matters, which should be handled by the states.

I mean, yeah Oregon sucks mud at this, but only because the Democrat-dominated leadership in Salem sucks at student education... so please stop trying to make the feds clean up Salem's messes.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@KOINNews Cool - create a "trans" division.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

I think this is why most apprentices bounce out of the union, get their hours elsewhere, study the Code inside and out, then take the exam w/ the state when they're ready... they can always re-join w/ the journeyman license for a way higher wage, and do it in like 2 years, not 4 (state regs depending.)

I mean FFS, it's an open-book test in most places: https://t.co/toHqEo1vHe

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@RepDexterOR The performative bullshit continues as usual, I see.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@KATUNews Be sure to remind all your lefty neighbors that it's all their fault.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@Bentendeshi @smcroasters We did say 'thank you' and paid the debt back in spades: Look up the years 1917-1919, and 1941-1945.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

As a Christian video, this goes real hard.

[Lucezim @lucezim]

A queda de Lúcifer provoca a extinção dos dinossauros na novela 'GÊNESIS' (2021).

Efeitos visuais supervisionados por Anderson Paraná e computação gráfica por Vander Zafa, sob direção-geral de Edgard Miranda.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

I think it's a sad reflection on humanity that even this many people (pictured) want to defend mentally ill boys pretending to be girls, then turning them loose to dominate girls' sports in school (primarily so they can snag cheap scholarship wins and fake adoration. Don't believe me? Then by contrast, tell me how many 'transgender girls' do you see competing in, say, Chess competition? Yeah, didn't think so.)

It's bad enough stealing scholarship money and school honors from girls, but it screws up the boys, too. Their bodies get wrecked, they become sterile, most will eventually descend into violent madness, and at best, they learn that cheaters actually do win.

Hopefully this stupid fad dies off soon - too many lives have been wrecked already by screwed-up kids and the even more screwed-up Munchausen-By-Proxy sickos who support and promote it.

[KATU News @KATUNews]

The ACLU of Washington has filed a lawsuit challenging Initiative 638 which Washington voters approved earlier this month. The measure bars transgender girls from participating in girls’ sports and requires female athletes to verify their sex. https://t.co/4LHSTyD675

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@FrankAmari2 @SenJeffMerkley Too bad it's fake.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@SenJeffMerkley Stop pandering to us with empty platitudes, especially after ignoring the hell out of us during the rest of the year. It's crass.

Thanks in advance,
- Veterans everywhere.

[Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 @Random_Walk_PDX]

@BarbarianDisco "Why do you need a 30-round magazine!?"

Any man with a daughter already knows why.

[142nd Wing @142ndWG]

We will be conducting Veterans Day flyovers for ceremonies at locations throughout Oregon.

Flyovers will be conducted over the following locations between 10:50 a.m and 12:50 p.m.
Hillsboro
Salem
Albany
Roseburg
Bend
Pendleton
The Dalles
Hollywood Neighborhood, Portland