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@Lilys_verses Bookmogged

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@owroot Looks like the inside of a trailer

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@kirk_bado @ShaneGoldmacher Unfathomable amounts of bad taste

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@TrungTPhan Banger

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@eat_dc RIP District of Pi

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@Definite_Fed @maustermuhle @ShawnChittle @SecretaryBurgum @DOGE You’re right, our nations capital should look like shit

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@AlexanderPayton Have complained about this for 15 years. Why, when I go to Lisbon, Portugal - the poorest country in Western Europe - all the fountains work? Then I come home to DC, capital of the richest country on earth and none of the fountains work. Embarrassing.

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@BarredinDC @mattadler81 How are you going to make this poll with Cafe Riggs, the best espresso martini in DC?

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@Amtrak What happened to all the 6 and 7am Acelas DC> NY?

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@ParkerOrtolani Top

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@LuxuryWatchGuy1 What a terrible day to have eyes

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@LuxuryWatchGuy1 @Stablos_store Nautilus

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@JackFarley96 Oh no, only $18B fcf

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@barstoolsports @barstoolsports Drew Allar for MVP tonight after that pick.

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@GPrime85 Hey @grok How many times have Hillary and Bill Clinton been parodied in South Park?

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@APompliano Fed chair is 100% personally overseeing this reno. Same as Jamie Dimon and 270 Park!

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@BarredinDC Homie lives in rat Mecca so this tracks.

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@aryehMaxx What day of Prime Day are we on right now?

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@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

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Five years ago, the wealthiest, most prominent businessman in the state of Oregon offers to buy the Blazer.

Jody Allen spits in his eye and tells him to kick rocks.

Now the team is for sale and Phil’s not interested, all but ensuring the team is moved out of the state.