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I am upset because I was not the center of attention, and no one said I was the prettiest

he/him

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Hi Twitter

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Do your teeth ever get itchy?

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Sometimes my friends boyfriends like me better than my girlfriends do. Thats funny. Dats weird. 🥰

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I remember

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I wonder who said this to me

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He said: "I want to keep you"
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Love bombing... maybe?

Do I love it.... maybe?

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"gEt An IpHoNe"

get apple carplay

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It's so funny how much I missed while I was living in Jersey City. I spent so much time trying to get the attention of someone who didn't like me back. I could have collected soooo many more STDs 😩😭🤣

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Who's bright idea was it to not put any bathrooms in NYC (and equivalent) train stations? Y'all afraid of homeless ppl? 🤨

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She's marrying him now y'all. And he wants me at the courthouse. And I unfollowed him. Y'all set me up.

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Do I unfollow my friend's recent ex?
Cc: I helped him ask her out. But we don't talk much.
Ccc: he's hot 😍

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So I have some updated thoughts about this phenomenon. Dm for my cents 😂😂

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Stop sucking dick if you're bad at it.

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Being sad about a man who has no money is so embarrassing. Like girl, what am I doing!?

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Everybody (boys) leave me alone. I have a crush ☺️💓

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@xoxotaye What did I miss? 🙏 Can I get more information? 🙏

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A boy who needs me to finish his food for him?

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It really sucks being attracted to men sexually bc any other type of attracted to men, I am not. I do not like men.

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This was funny. Wyd?

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"he's a human! You're mermaid!" -daddy

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My therapist: "if you bring him flowers on Valentine's Day is he gonna think you want a more serious relationship?"

She knows me so well
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@johnnywizzz3 😛

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He has emotions? He has "hard days" ..... Ick 🤢

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@lilOmega7 Mine do

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@lilOmega7 Art