Randy “One Pump” Wheeler

Arkansas croquet U15 champ ‘83 | Fuck Italian cookies | FourLoko freak | POGO Larper | Former upcoming chess grandmaster | Wii Golf +3

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@StevenPenn_CFO @bagmanmark #Nopump

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Trading bad fantasy football knowledge for good fantasy football knowledge #LANK

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One of the only things I got going for me is that I know what these are #flex

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@PumpJackLarryIV Didn’t feel the shoulder pain, could be the move

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@StevenPenn_CFO Looking foward to what he can do against that Miami defense Stevey

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Waiver wire please save me #fantasyfootball

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@RealClaudeJones Nice #Onepump

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Don’t interrupt the conversation #expand

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@zeusthedrilla @Donpowerrs @NormanJeff56 Aged like fine milk! #nopump

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Gourmet loko #howyadoin

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Lebron and D Wade

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@RealClaudeJones Claude buddy o pal, this presentation is a crime. #nopump

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Thanks for the engagement, bots

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Peak male function #beast

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How do I do this whole school thing without doing this whole class thing #LANK

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@SteveyShotguns Agreed

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Hard lie #chud

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Been playing enough darts I’ll be needing Tommy John surgery in a week

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Happy #MillarMonday #shrink

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Maybe the bar tender will finally swing my way #uglythumb