Norbert Rantyman

Ageing juvenile...

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@ChezBruce There was an poll run by the ECB to decide this. The choices were :
Batter
Batsman
Batty Man

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@jonnyrmitch Beethoven’s 1st Symphony??

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@lb_southwark You mean a coalition. Although, of course that word is tainted by the last coalition the Lib/Dems were involved in

[Martin Docherty #FBPE🇪🇺 @MartinDochert12]

Excellent from Private Eye. 👌

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@mrhenrymorris Imagine how annoyed you’d be when you found out Farage hasn’t got any

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@DrNeilStone @Ron0202 Perhaps he’s worried Trump might get cured…

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@RoughTrade All solo artists by first name and never forget to include the “The” of a band’s name in your sorting order

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@Tim_Burgess @LlSTENlNG_PARTY I saw Ash Ra Temple supporting Magma many years ago, before I knew them. Now have most of their albums, band and solo

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@JeremiahDJohns @AlastairMorgan What the fuck do you know about this country, you moron. Try researching something for yourself rather than aping the shit on social media.

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@FurkanGozukara @WilliamJBarrett It’s for sale and this is just news to you??? Grow up

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@Matt_Pinner @LovesWaterViews Cat…

[BBC Writers @bbcwritersroom]

The BBC Comedy Collective is back! Submissions open on 8th April and close on Weds 6th May https://t.co/UMSXkAxRJb

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@NatalieFleetMP What about polling them now, after Brexit has screwed the economy and them

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@DavidSacks Having Trump and Smart in the same paragraph is surely an Oxymoron

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@ThatBloke_Jesus @MeesterAl_ Damn - I’m washing my hair then, I’ll have to miss it

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@Lovandfear Never read an e-book….

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@Rainmaker1973 Klaatu Barada Nikto, Motherfuckers

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@implausibleblog There’s an obvious problem with Streeting, We cannot have a party leader called Wes. What sort of name is that?
What standing can you have in international politics if your name is Wes??

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@PressSec Are you a Muppet or a Puppet?

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@icod #TheNightManager Series 1 was excellent, series 2 seems to have been written by a teenager. No tension, no buildup, plot full of holes, as though it were an action adventure blockbuster