Sam Webber

a man made in the image of

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

Mood rn

[spence @spencers_tweets]

I don’t care who the president is. Latinas must be allowed to enter this country.

[Josh Davies @daviesinator]

Taysom Hill for NFL MVP

(Because he plays multiple positions)

That's how this works right??

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

Be less weird about politicians! Don’t fall in love with politicians! Treat politicians like offensive coordinators, scream at them until they do what you want and berate their every mistake!

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@nickglov7 Wrong

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

I wish there was a Shazam for bird calls

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Now that the government is in charge of sports betting, does that free up the mob to do like…high speed railway construction or universal healthcare?

[Frank Martin @coachFMartin]

Winning starts and ends in the paint💪🏼🚩🏀

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

@WireRacing It’s not a podcast it’s a talk show

[High Character @HighCharacter_]

A breakdown of the refereeing in the #1 BC vs. #11 UMass game on Friday night:

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@mike_moynihan @bmulry7 Amherst wouldn’t know a beef if it slapped it in the face

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@nickglov7 Could’ve gotten like 500 of them at CVS

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@nickglov7 I think it’s in your best interest to skip this phase speaking as a former “toothpick guy”

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

drake and josh 👌🏼

[James LANKlin @PryKnowsBall]

Nick Saban: *retired at age 72*

Pete Carroll: *retired at age 72*

Congressmen at age 97:
https://t.co/arjRsSEQyu

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@aldenglovsky13 Sounds like a skill issue, take easier classes you #nerd

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@nickglov7 Other teams wish they could tank this gracefully

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly.

Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

[Al Horford @Al_Horford]

He has been playing at this level all season. ☘️☘️

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@Tylervesey3 You tell her T

[Sam Webber @rarney_bubble]

@nickglov7 I wish I could retweet this so I could pin this tweet