ricky

(she/her) yzma in the flesh, chronic middle child syndrome, pickle hater

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

If you accrue enough McDonald’s points you get a Zoom call from Grimace.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[trap dad @dude_gang]

the tinfoil hat stays on during sex

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[🐳 @2001V01]

Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

I have stage four terminal swamp ass

[elle @gintokew]

when a man sends you the unfunniest ig reel ever made thats a sign of deep respect in their culture

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

let me know when you’re here so i can lower the drawbridge

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

new canadian goat just dropped

[tas 🧚🏾 @cryptscreaming]

woman who jokingly refer to their husbands as their other kid

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Filthy Armenian @FilthyArmenian]

PostParton depression

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[re: emma @evemmore]

Dolly Parton dead but my friends boyfriend lives to breathe another day…..

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

you can eat a peach so delicious it fills you with love and longing for the streets of southern ontario

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon