J2O

Lisbon-based / Hell-bound

[J2O @rastronaut]

I'm celebrating #bandcampfriday with new club edits of songs I love by @KALIUCHIS @oujeez @okzharp & @ribane_manthe

straight up club shit only, download and play it loud

[J2O @rastronaut]

you will not psyop me into caring about a sneaker ad

[Alexandre Almeida @alex98almeida]

o interior é muito giro se quiseres depender do carro para tudo, os teus únicos interesses culturais serem secret story e futebol e gostares de ver a lenta passagem do tempo a erodir os amigos dos teus pais e os conhecidos do secundário que ficaram porque "não gostam da confusão"

[J2O @rastronaut]

@opiumhum isn’t that true everywhere

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Indie Sleaze = Peter Thiel
Hardgroove = Peter Thiel
Matcha Rave = Peter Thiel
Vibe Coding = Peter Thiel
Looksmaxxing = Peter Thiel
996 = Peter Thiel
DJ Sets recorded in an otherwise mundane setting for YouTube = Peter Thiel

[han @heymorewords]

twitter is like having an evil diary that talks back to you

[J2O @rastronaut]

@opiumhum Balatro has some real bangers

https://t.co/QayoTmNYCR

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

[João Cancela @joaoc]

Lisboa passar de destino apetecível para o @pandabear há vinte anos a destino apetecível para o @mattyglesias em 2026 é a ilustração perfeita deste cartoon do @TommySiegel.

[J2O @rastronaut]

@certezamente mais vale pedir à água que deixe de ser molhada

[chico terry @lamastabo]

Es Rosalía una intelectual? Es bad bunny el héroe de la revolución? Es Marty Supreme mi amigo?

[Mysterious Alloys @fritolaysia]

Content For Airports

[J2O @rastronaut]

mfs would rather beat a 20 year old dead horse than have one single new idea

[arielle da 4’9” @ariellenyc]

open the schools (red bull academy)

[Porter 🇵🇦🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @cointelNGO]

See the chart

[J2O @rastronaut]

@mushugar “se alguem viu um careca de calças de fato de treino no alegro avisem-me” é uma coisa que só alguém são e equilibrado poderia tweetar

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

[J2O @rastronaut]

ontem conheci uma aspirante a actriz que dizia que o rabo de peixe é a única série portuguesa boa

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

“everyone gets a plate before you can have seconds” but for housing