Rat Moose

Lawyer | SKOL Vikings

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@UFLKings IN DC

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@JaceMoore34 @The_UFM @SeifertESPN I agree however I’m saying IF a team is definitely getting relocated, Houston should be the first to go

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

With $1T ($1,000,000,000,000 USD)

Elon Musk could:

- Jack me off fucking crazy style

- Go gorilla mode on my shii

- Fuck me crazy retardo mode

- Go sloppy toppy all over my freak ass tard dick

- Walk in on my dad naked n start fuckin on him

- Piss in his own face (like a retard)

It’s the Trillionaire grindset. Get with it or kill yourself.

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@jarvis_best @NancyMace can you guys have sex already

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

LEFT: BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN’T EXIST!!!

ELON: *becomes trillionaire*

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@ArenaFanKen @SA_BabeBrahma A smile would be good Ken

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@CoachSamz @The_UFM Men will live like this to coach football when they have a loving family back home 🤣

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@bham_nation @RepoleStable @TheUFL @UFLDefenders @UFLKings I’m just speculating, but I am guessing they are either waiting/negotiating with Detroit and their new stadium, or doing the same with others. Hopefully we get confirmation soon 🤞🏻

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@USFLExpert @RepoleStable @TheUFL @UFLDefenders @UFLKings Relocate yourself to Blueskyy so we don’t have to see you bitch and moan anymore pls

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

I was in San Diego playing lacrosse with the Czech National team back in 2023.

We went to a sports bar for dinner and they had this game replaying on NFL Network on a TV right next to our table.

I bet a kid from the Czech Republic $50 that the Vikings were gonna come back and win.

He gladly took it. Free winner. Watching him experience this in real time was unbelievable. He couldn’t believe it. Ended up telling him after the game was over that it was a replay and didn’t take his money.

Also had to remind him that it was July and the NFL wasn’t on. It was also a Wednesday. I love the Europeans.

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@UFLDefenders 🏆

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@King_Williams3D @TheUFL @UflFans @progressive @BattlehawksUFL @ESPNNFL @UFLonFOX Hakeem had more yards on less receptions than Rowland

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@Call55MJ @ArenaFanKen @TheUFL @UFLDefenders @UFLKings lol I am team less at the moment. Was a season ticket holder for the 2020 XFL Guardians, claimed the Brahmas next because of family in the area and now i’m an orphan!

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

if i fail this lift, my family dies and i'm gay and retarded and every woman retroactively retracts their consent

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris and Rep. AOC will reportedly run as President and Vice President in the 2028 elections.

[Rat Moose @ratmoosehellyea]

@BBelefski 90 DEGREES!?? IM GOING TO BOIL