kitty

has lice

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 75: Whole Roasted Snapper - This was a difficult challenge to eat in the shower but so worth it. I've been dating lately, each encounter ending in utter failure. But it's ok, there are plenty of fish in the sea. But there was one less after I ate this. 8/10

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

There should be an app that tells me where the ice cream truck is right now

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

the reason i can never become president is because i ate a dolphin in 1983

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

It’s 2am should I crimp my hair??

[Yack Yavis @radjacket]

<~no.sleep.leak~>

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

@moo_moo_money Secretariat

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

The secret life of Walter kitty

[Alison Rumfitt @hangsawoman]

thinking about this

[dudermane @612jack]

uggghh this guy im hunting just ran across a stream to lose his scent

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Putting a little orange juice on my hands before I go to the butterfly pavilion so people think I have a special gift

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

https://t.co/sm3wMcXB9g

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

Cant talk rn playing heads up seven up

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

tgif gonna catch up on some much needed pixie hollow time

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

Helllo Linus

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

getting physically sick at the thought of linear time

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

Pursuing a new career as scarecrow designer

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

[kitty @ratsoncrack2]

@cheapvacation22 I took the battery out first of course