Snakeskin Pocket Pussy

faggot gendered trans fem she/they $ratwive if you wanna buy me treats
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[cantremember7585279 @cantremember554]

@madsdanae

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

[Christin @hexprax]

The job of a cop is not to protect others, it is simply to “perceive” threats –– they are the great intellectuals of the modern age

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

“I ❤️ MY PERVERT WIFE” bumper sticker

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. https://t.co/pOxByqVUlN

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My Cajun buddy risked his life to crawl across no-man’s-land and bring a reeking Grinch corpse back to our bunker. “Are you crazy?” I said. “He goin’ in the pot tonight boy,” he said

[Anaëlle 🏳️‍⚧️ and 57 others @qnqelle]

I think trans women should be paid for existing and not have to work

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

when i get my paycheck, i get me a nice toikey. and den i eat da toikey until my tummy urts. den i throw da bones at james

[I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith]

@TryingToCass @YngviCom ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WHO PASSES YOU ON THE STREET IS THINKING THE WORD "twinkhon", BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD IS!

THEY JUST THINK "huh, a girl" AND KEEP WALKING!

YOU ARE A PRISONER OF YOUR OWN SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS!

[۟ @allofthel0ve]

people don’t care about food anymore!! repost if you’re a REAL EATER

[wint @dril]

donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn't I have a chew??

[aimee makes earrings • @peripheralUS]

‼️g!v3away time‼️
win these 3 pairs of earrings!

1️⃣ - make sure ur following me
2️⃣ - repost
3️⃣ - tag as many pals! each seperate tag will count for extra enteries

open to US, UK, Canada, Australia & NZ
ONE winner will get all 3 pairs and will be randomly selected thursday, 11/6

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

I really am so tired of evil people being in charge of everything in this world.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

📍 SF Bay Area

Doesn't anybody want a weird little freak of a cat?

This is Dingy! She's lanky and slippery and has huge eyes and her head can turn more than I feel like it should be able to and I think she can see things we can't. but she's perfectly healthy and really nice