Rat Fink

get in losers, we're going to practice self care

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In the midst of the worst economic, healthcare and educational crises in the modern history of our country, when we need to respond with urgency, the Republicans are now wasting 5 hours on the Senate floor by forcing the reading of the 628-page American Rescue Plan.

[Cartier Cowboy @TheBKLYNVillain]

Billionaires convinced y’all certain jobs aren’t hard work, so don’t require a decent wage. And y’all ate it up. Yet in a pandemic those same workers became “essential workers” and kept our service economy from collapse.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

People who should’ve been vaccinated before Marco Rubio:

– my mom

– everyone’s grandma

– everyone’s grandpa

– every nurse

– every doctor

– every person who didn’t spend the last ten months telling people this modern plague is “no big deal.”

– Dolly Parton

[adventure zone ebook @TheZonecastBot]

im dreaming of large women, go on,

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

You know, the quarantine was a lot easier when we were all in it together instead of constantly driving past packed restaurants and feeling like the Ghost of Christmas Present is showing me what a chill party everybody is having without me.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Please don’t offend my vibe.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

cancel coture gone too far cant even doodoo eveyerwhere

[wint @dril]

when you post a picture of your hamburger in the group chat, your friends are likely taking that lunch data and selling it to Villains

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We have got to legalize marijuana, expunge past marijuana convictions and end the failed War on Drugs.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

BLT: *makes same bad joke every single day*
Everyone: Classic BLT

[Rat Fink @RatyDragon]

Yall rereading (aka audiobook listening) to fablehaven and this shit absolutely slaps 🔥❤

[Rat Fink @RatyDragon]

Sign the petition: Sign the Petition https://t.co/monmALpxoY

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. be sure to start your day with a stretchum. maybe even a wiggle. now you’re ready for anything. the haters won’t know what hit them

[halsey @halsey]

I been drinking like. So much water. Is this what having your shit together feels like ???

[Rat Fink @RatyDragon]

God the twilight zone w/ Jordan Peele better not be a prank I wanna see that so bad ngl

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

room temp water is infinitely better than ice cold water, facts are facts

[Rat Fink @RatyDragon]

Haven't drawn any taz related thing in a while, so heres one of those good boys #thezonecast