shiz shart 🗝

blue man group liked x2

[shiz shart 🗝 @rawrdedondon]

i don’t pull because i’m too normal

[joey @joboduj]

im like hey whats up bello

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

daily dose of whatdatmean

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I don’t care what kind of Open Wounds I have after 6 Beers

[garshmo @garshmo]

I don’t really care about my future cause I have a hammock

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[Snuffy Nicole Smith @Uncle_Cowfucker]

Who up putting panties on they #nerd

[shiz shart 🗝 @rawrdedondon]

what happened to harry styles being in the mcu

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[shiz shart 🗝 @rawrdedondon]

@goatmint papoy

[oog @oog84__]

mama cutting oog hair with sharp stone.

oog: "mama, shorter on side."

mama: "mama KNOW. sit still."

oog sit still. mama hand on oog head. tilting. turning. precise.

oog close eyes.

strange thing happen. oog is big now. almost man. hunt. carry. provide. but mama hand on head and suddenly oog is four again. small. safe. the whole world is just mama hand and the sound of stone against hair.

mama: "done. look."

oog look in river reflection. fine. good.

but that not the part oog will remember.

oog will remember the hand. how it hold oog head like it still the most important thing mama ever made. how mama tilt oog chin like she adjusting something precious. not hair. the whole boy.

you can be big enough to carry a cave on your back and still be small enough to need your mama hand on your head.

those two things live in same body. and that okay.

love, oog

[erika @yeeeerika]

the best thing about being alive is Touching Stuff. everything is fascinating and i want to touch it.

[shiz shart 🗝 @rawrdedondon]

last night i had a dream i was throwing myself a birthday party and then i got mad when i woke up and no one had texted me happy birthday

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

A Claddagh ring with a basketball instead of a heart would be so fire

[nick v @falco]

I won’t stop until I got a freestyle Coke machine in the crib

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

btw. the rest is still unwritten

[matt @FM1_3316]

This photo from above of Alysa’s last spin… woah

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

she think on my therefore till i am

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

I watched my own death on one of these