Ray

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle had to start Karius in a cup final because Dubravka was cup tied, but Man City get to play Semenyo, despite him playing for Bournemouth in the Carabao this season.

Seems totally fair.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England v Spain.

Loser has to keep Wayne Lineker.

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Liverpool trying to hire Xabi Alonso

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Netherlands 4-0 Scotland

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

HALF-TIME! Newcastle 1-0 AC Milan

Newcastle through to the knockouts as it stands...

[MrPaulRobinson @MrPaulRobinson]

Together again, Watford's ex-managers

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

It's 2038. The two bidders for Man Utd are invited to make their firm and final, final 298th offers. Club captain, Kobbie Mainoo, 33, tells AI aggregators that fans deserve some clarity.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle have qualified for the Champions League. Time for their fans to learn how to support an elite club…

#NUFC | #UCL | 18+ BeGambleAware

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/2JVDy6L4RJ

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Me realising I’m fluent in Belgian

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

I’m in Paris and I ordered an oat milk latte and the waiter said no.

[Nev Fountain. 🇺🇦 @Nevfountain]

Tories: Go and get higher salaries.

Train workers, postmen, barristers, nurses: STRIKE!

Tories: No, not like that.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I’m hearing they might move the Eurovision Song Contest back to Ukraine

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Tony Adams with the best performance from an Englishman tonight. #Strictly

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Cunk on Earth starts tonight at 10pm on BBC2 - and the whole series drops on @BBCiPlayer around the same time…

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Astonishing moment a cloud resembling Queen Elizabeth floats over English town just hours after she died https://t.co/LLtvpYSKRb

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Wait, what?